Top 3 Worst Co-Commentators in World Football

[GhostOfDixie]

1. Mick McCarthy,
2. Mick McCarthy's twin brother Dave
3. Mick McCarthy's best mate who sounds just like Mick McCarthy.

Someone shoot me please. This man should be chatting about Hovis and Whippets and not Lionel Messi.

 

[gkpaul]

Gary Birtles! Tit!

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

Jim "i used to play for Liverpool and I'm a biased cnut" Beglin

 

[Blue Ray]

1. Mick McCarthy,
2. Mick McCarthy's twin brother Dave
3. Mick McCarthy's best mate who sounds just like Mick McCarthy.

Someone shoot me please. This man should be chatting about Hovis and Whippets and not Lionel Messi.

Wasnt he one of the Wooden Tops? Oh hang on it was Creature Comforts wasnt it. Gerald Sinstadt anyone?

 

[davek]

1. Mick McCarthy,
2. Mick McCarthy's twin brother Dave
3. Mick McCarthy's best mate who sounds just like Mick McCarthy.

Someone shoot me please. This man should be chatting about Hovis and Whippets and not Lionel Messi.

Shut it you. You know chuffin' nowt abart footer. Stick t' yer fancy dan website designing. Ooo 'ark at 'im with 'is new chuffin' website whatdyarmacallit

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

marcel desailly

talk about a token offering of a job, " right lads we have to sack ron, and that marcel lid is gonna sue so lets give him rons job"

 

[NHRevs]

At this, as in so many other things, the Yanks excel -- nobody sucks as a co-commentator like a Yank co-commentator:

John Harkes (so, John, about Amy Wynalda.....?)
Eric Wynalda (so, Eric, about John.....?)
Marcelo Balboa

You'll see when Martin Tyler decides he can't take it anymore and strangles Harksie with his microphone cord about the 75th minute tonight....

 

[Neiler]

Jim Beglin
Trevor Francis
Daivd Pleat

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I was going to say Mick McCarthy, but you appeared to have that covered.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

'Kerbcrawler'

 

[spikeman]

Chistopher Sullivan

 

[Lao]

Clive 'I'd love to take Emile from the rear' Tyldesley

John 'let me go on and on and spout some more irrelevant facts, oh and they've just scored', 'Motty' Motson

...and Kevin Ratcliffe is bloody awful. Love him, but he should never be let near a microphone - can't even say Jagielka.

...and Chris Waddle - he can't say penalties (pelanties) - couldn't take them either!

 

[BlueTak]

Clive Tyldesly, end of.

 

[Rook]

No love for Shearer?

Balboa thankfully doesn't do any footie games anymore.

Harkes is a massive tit but I think he's alright in the booth. He keeps what he has to stay short.

I love Martin Tyler in the prem but when it comes to international footie I think that often he doesn't even know any of the players names.

Derrick Rae has been my favorite in this WC. Forgot how much I missed him when ESPN lost the rights to the C-League in the states.

 

[Robert Jarvis]

1. Mick McCarthy,
2. Mick McCarthy's twin brother Dave
3. Mick McCarthy's best mate who sounds just like Mick McCarthy.

Someone shoot me please. This man should be chatting about Hovis and Whippets and not Lionel Messi.

This is spot on.