saw a bugatti in prague and it had a puncture, i wouldve changed it for the guy if he'd been there, just to say "i am a bugatti mechanic",
and he was obviously gonna be minted ...... monetry reward
i might get to have a ride in it,"sure i can handle power, i have a skyline"
and his bird would obviously be as fit as fook with incredibally long legs and short as feck skirt and no drawers that i could look up whilst changing the wheel
what makes you think it was a man i hear you girls say, well to be fair a bloke would just change it himself.
so .....even better,
course luv i'll have it changed in a jif, you just stand here where i can see your snatch an then when am done i'll put 2 big oily prints on the cheeks of yar'arse, snuffle your cleavage and you can finish me off with whichever orifice you choose, jobs a good'un