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Top Gun

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the tv show 'my life in film' did an excellent parody of this movie.

top gun.. all the ingredients for a quality popcorn munching movie!
 
I've never seen this film because i've always wanted to hit Cruise repeatedly with a rusty claw hammer.
 

Catapaults a 2 tonne rusty anvil to the front of queue and hits Cruise flush in the top lip

Unfortunately, for Vim, Cruise's spacemen friends had the ability to turn back time. Vim was subsequently disemboweled by the insane laughing Cruise. After that, Cruise joined his friends in space, converting the whole of the cosmos to the quirky, but necessarily true, religion of scientology.

THE END (for now)
 
Unfortunately, for Vim, Cruise's spacemen friends had the ability to turn back time. Vim was subsequently disemboweled by the insane laughing Cruise. After that, Cruise joined his friends in space, converting the whole of the cosmos to the quirky, but necessarily true, religion of scientology.

THE END (for now)

Ahh, but little did Cruise know that i fired the anvil two days earlier from a different time zone, so his time machine is useless in this instance,so i pour scourn on his spacemen / henchmen and their feable attempts to hinder my quest to splatter the dwarfy movie star.
 


No, it is a great film. Made me want to be a pilto when I was a kid!

Tis a great movie - but thats mostly because i love any movie with fighter jets etc...

So you are saying you like the 'Iron Eagle' series. Because they were [Poor language removed].
 
Great movie!! Also made me want a man in uniform which is why I bagged my own. Another reason why the Whites are my favorite uniform Tom cruise was damn hot in them. Which is why Dylan wore them on our wedding day(y)
 
Great movie!! Also made me want a man in uniform which is why I bagged my own. Another reason why the Whites are my favorite uniform Tom cruise was damn hot in them. Which is why Dylan wore them on our wedding day(y)

awww. Nothing like a man being told what to do by his better half.
*nudges Monty*. :D
 
I was a passenger at my own wedding!

Hell, I am a passenger in my own life. I just do what I am told when I am told (well, at least a 5 minute delay as my protest!) and be where I am told when I am told.
 

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