Transfer thread bugs

[Kurt.]

What little things bug you about the transfer thread ? Cliches or meltdowns… anything.
My pet hate is when we read something like “Billy Gonzalez is leaving inter milouter and going to athletico Woking for 777p” and then you read “we should be all over that”

Just a little thing that irks me.

 

[chrismpw]

I no longer look in there as its just people getting excited about believing clickbait stories as if this is the first day on the Internet.

We're Everton. Someone is signed when they're photographed holding a shirt or have a pen in their hand. Before that, all information is irrelevant.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

What little things bug you about the transfer thread ? Cliches or meltdowns… anything.
My pet hate is when we read something like “Billy Gonzalez is leaving inter milouter and going to athletico Woking for 777p” and then you read “we should be all over that”

Just a little thing that irks me.

Can he play upfront?

 

[ArtetaMoney]

What little things bug you about the transfer thread ? Cliches or meltdowns… anything.
My pet hate is when we read something like “Billy Gonzalez is leaving inter milouter and going to athletico Woking for 777p” and then you read “we should be all over that”

Just a little thing that irks me.

When someone suggests a player that is never in a month of Sundays coming to Everton, and people engage with it as if it might happen.

Like Lukaku coming back for instance.

 

[Goodison87]

Can he play upfront?

No! … Oh sorry I thought you said can we pay upfront ..

 

[DanB90]

When people start adding players to next seasons lineup based on a tweet by turkish_futbol1

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Where do we begin?!?!

trying to be funny with "heard we are in for - insert crap/old player - Paul Dikov/Jonjo Shelvey"

I have resigned myself to going down

Keane 100% starts at Fulham

Maupay 100% starts at Fulham

Cant believe we've signed Jonny Evans/Longstaff etc - desperate to get angry about anything

The thread police (they know who they are) who merely exist to boss the transfer thread


It is the weirdest of places, grown men ffs

 

[COYBL25]

Fantasy lists of players.

I swear some people do nothing else with their life.

We have no money you fools.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

When people start adding players to next seasons lineup based on a tweet by turkish_futbol1

Eh? That’s one of the best bits

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Whole thing is ace.

 

[edge]

People going mad about players they have only seen on YouTube .
Then swear they know everything about them and how we have missed out on a world beater.
It's not about the quality of players as much as which clubs will take payments on the drip.
That's the state of are club
at the moment
Its Like my mam waiting for her provy check so she could keep us happy when we were kids.
Anyone remember that shop just passed tj's on London Rd where you had to go to pick your prezzies from, same as Everton now very limit choice for what you can afford in the future. .
Fella in there always made it seem special when you walked out with your plastic bit of tat.
You would go in wanting a Johnny 7 and come out with a cap firing rifle. or a spud gun.

 

[kev]

What little things bug you about the transfer thread ? Cliches or meltdowns… anything.
My pet hate is when we read something like “Billy Gonzalez is leaving inter milouter and going to athletico Woking for 777p” and then you read “we should be all over that”

Just a little thing that irks me.

Well, TBF we really should have been all over that. Absolute bargain for Athletico Woking.
Thelwell out.

 

[Kurt.]

Anyway, it’s only a bit of fun guys… everyone on here is entitled to be as stupid and annoying as they wish to be.

(I know, the irony is not lost on me )

 

[coollino]

i'm on the fence with @Zatara funny yet utterly tragic at the same time

 

[Kurt.]

i'm on the fence with @Zatara funny yet utterly tragic at the same time

Funnily tragic …. Great angle