Tres Getting Old Things

[chicoazul]

1 - Nasal hair

2 - Stairs becoming harder

3 - Making involuntary noises when you bend down

 

[heatmeiser]

Irregular and often surprising bowel movements.

 

[Gazdalf]

Looking at people you think are only slightly younger than you and thinking "they have not got a clue nowadays"

 

[daza_1973]

1. Not going into your local spar if there is more than 3 youths outside.

2. Looking in the bathroom mirror and trying to convince yourself you have always had a bald spot on top of your head.

3. Er ......I forgotten what I was gonna say......

 

[Gazdalf]

1. Not going into your local spar if there is more than 3 youths outside.

2. Looking in the bathroom mirror and trying to convince yourself you have always had a bald spot on top of your head.

3. Er ......I forgotten what I was gonna say......

And going into rooms thinking "what the feck did I just come into here for"

 

[atrottel]

Crackling knees

Mutant hair

That name that's just on the tip of your, er, what's it called again, that thing in your mouth?

Mentally thinking you're 21 when in fact you don't even register on the consciousness of the girl behind the bar...

 

[Gazdalf]

Crackling knees

Mutant hair

That name that's just on the tip of your, er, what's it called again, that thing in your mouth?

Mentally thinking you're 21 when in fact you don't even register on the consciousness of the girl behind the bar...

Rohipnol deals with that whole consciousness thing quite suitably, or at least so I have heard.

/cough

 

[daza_1973]

1. Forgeting who scored for everton at fulham yesterday, but being able to recite the entire '84 cup winning team plus subs in ten seconds flat.

2. A strange urge to watch Countdown then have nice nap before deal or no deal.

3. Thinking smoking a pipe would be rather cool

 

[macaroni]

Growing extra limbs.

 

[steevie]

Trousers getting higher!

Grey hairs showing!

Aches when you sit down for a spell!

Looking at woman in their late to mid 40s!

Being older than every player in the Everton squad!

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Favouring BlackToffee's milf thread to McBains not safe for work one

 

[Nebbiolo]

Favouring BlackToffee's milf thread to McBains not safe for work one

Hehe. Exactly. Looking at a lovely young girl, trying to act dead cool and look handsome, and then realising that she thinks you're a fart, no better than her dad, and to cap it, you've got crap fashion sense.

MILFs are the way from hereon.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Seeing a milf and then realising she's younger than you

 

[Nebbiolo]

Seeing a milf and then realising she's younger than you

That's bad, I suppose it's the GILFs for us two then.

 

[Gazdalf]

Seeing a milf and then realising she's younger than you

There are Milf's round here that have not finished school.