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Twisted, passive aggressive or ironic alternative punishments for football clubs

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Andy McGurk

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As we all know at this point in time, Everton are galloping up diarrhoea drive without a saddle, but if other clubs are found guilty breaking the rules in the future, what fun punishments can you think of for other teams rather than point reduction, fines etc.

My example is, let's say the RS in 2 years time have a tax issue funding Big Stand, their punishment would be a year playing at goodison park once we moved out, with every home game playing "spirit of the blues" on a loop before, during and after the match. Each director at the club would have to sit behind a restricted view, and all kopites must wear compulsory padlocked oven mitts with Everton logos on to ensure no damage is done to the ground. At the end of each game, one member of the RS starting 11 must single-handedly sterilise the whole stadium.

Or would it be easier painting all of Anfield blue for a season?

Anyway, get creative
 
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