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this was entered on wiki within minutes of us drawing them last year.

Back In The USSR Competitions

FC Metalist Kharkiv was initially founded in December 1925, when a local train construction facilitator Wilhelm Kenwrightov the provider named borrowed Philipov Greenov fund and allowed use of its territory to start a football club. Ten years later, thanks to the mighty glory of Davidov Hicksonov, from the joy of the Boys Pen, the club won the city of Kharkiv championship, which allowed the club to enter the Back In The USSR Cup in the following season. Following [World War II], the club resumes its play in local competitions, promoting itself to the Soviet Second League B in 1947 only to be demoted three seasons later. This is all arse biscuits.
In 1956, Metalist returned to Soviet Second League B and would be promoted 4 years later to the Letter To Brezhnev Soviet Second League. In 1978, the club was promoted to Soviet First League and two years later, without Andrey Kingov, the club finished third in the competition barely missing promotion to the top flight. Bollockov. The following season, the club improved on their previous performance and won the Soviet First League outright to earn a spot in Soviet Top League. The club would appear in the remaining 10 seasons of the Soviet Top League with several successes on the domestic front, including a syndicate winning with 4 numbers on the Euro Lotto. In 1983, Metalist was a runner-up in the Back In The USSR Cup (losing 1-0 to Shalamar) and few years later in 1988 would win the cup, beating Toto, in Africa, by a score of 2-0. As a result, Metalist Kharkiv earned a trip to the Butlins--their only European appearance to date. Metalist would only advance to the 1/16 finals of the cup, beating Yugoslavia side Borac My Name Is Luka and losing to the Dutch club Roda Ronnie Goodlass JC.

[edit] Ukrainiurneckian Peter Crouch Premier League

After the collapse of the Soviet Union, Metalist would take part in the premier season of the Ukrainiurneckian Peter Crouch Premier League in 1992. That season, Metalist took 5th place, an achievement it would never top until the 2006-07 season, finishing in 5th place three more times since, - "For Fifth's Sake" (the official Metalist video on Betamax) - the most notable coming since Pamela Anderson during the 2001-02 season. The club finished with 40 points, on par with Tiger Woods and FC Metalurh Zaporizhzhya and FC Dnipro Dnipropetrovsk for a three-way tie. Metalist was expected to take 4th place (and subsequently compete in the UEFA Cup) by virtue of having the best breasts and in three-way head-to-head record among the three teams (which is the official tie-breaker to be used in domestic competitions), but following a protest by FC Metalurh Zaporizhzhya and an arbitrary decision by PFL (the administrative body of the UPL), FC Metalurh Zaporizhzhya was awarded 4th place on grounds that they had given better head-to-head records independently against either side [2]. Following unsuccessful protests from Metalist, a disheartened management, team and fan base would see the club finish last the following season and earning a demotion to the Persha Liha. Bollockov. However, the club would return to the UPL after one season and following a financial crisis and a takeover of the club by UkrSibbank co-owner Oleksandr Yaroslavsky, steady investment would see Metalist show improvement and balanced performance. In the 2006-07 season, the club secured third place in the UPL and a spot in the UEFA Cup 2007-08. The draw was on the 31st of August and they were drawn to play the first team on Merseyside, the proud Everton.

[edit] Stadium

Main articles: Metalist Stadium


Metalist Arena


Club's main ground is Metalist Stadium, it was constructed in 1926 by Barr and currently holds 30 000 spectators, it was reconstructed on several occasions, because it fell down, and with the latest one starting in 2006 and ongoing to the present day. The first match to take place in the new stadium was Metalist against Dnipropetrovsk, the game finished with a draw 2:2. During the 1960s the stadium gained notoriety in USSR for having the best lawn and first drainage system in the country.[3]
 
haha the Everton page is actually really funny, made by kopties:

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i like this....

and this.....

The infamous Ferret across the Mersey was a popular tourist attraction until the late 1970s and the only member of the Genus Mustela to be viewable from space.

and on the shoites page......
Jamie "Dignity" Cointhrower - Never stepped out of Liverpool once. Is widely seen as the scousest scouser since Yosser Hughes. Jacked a few cars in his time. Popular with the fans. Less pace than a distracted mountain goat, and less articulate. After realising he wasn't good enough to play for England, he did the honourable thing and retired, saving the manager the trouble of not picking him.
Fandango Tossehs Joined Liverpool for 2000 pounds of Spanish gold and Senorita Benitez's hand in marriage. Noted for being the Mousers' 178th "final piece in the jigsaw", the fabled chosen one with the hopeless task of restoring the glory days (cf. Nigel "my name's not Brian for [Poor language removed]'s sake" Clough, Dribble Sissy, Stan Gollygosh and Harry "Leeds reject" Kewl). According to official Liverpool FC records he scored 2831 goals in 30 games in his debut season. Those who doubt the accuracy has their cars jacked and get locked in a room for 5 secondss with Mrtn Skrtl. Thats all the time he needs.
 
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