Useless things to say

[degsy]

Police, in the event of bad weather, who warn drivers "only go out if you have to".

Who ever sets off on a car journey that they don't have to make? (other than lazy bastards driving 100 yds to the local shops)

That'll be me then

 

[jackyboy]

"I'm not being racist but....."

 

[Kurt.]

"never mind, worse things happen at sea"

 

[ToffeeDoug]

"never mind, worse things happen at sea"

That does seem to be true at the moment.

 

[davidloach]

"I'm not being racist but....."

Similarly, "I don't hate _____, I have many friends who are _____. But..."

 

[Simo]

"Look at me when I'm talking to you"

Huh...you just started talking to me moron.

 

[Jacob]

"Lessons will be learned....." And repeated after the next time.

 

[RFUS]

Just check Chico's post history.

 

[FTY]

''Believe you me''

???????

 

[Titus Bramble]

*bangs head on open kitchen cupboard door*

Dad: watch your head!

Thanks dad.

 

[Simo]

"Do I look fat in this"

 

[SH1958]

The early bird gets the worm

 

[toffeeben15]

"No offence but......"

 

[Adam_EFC]

"Can I ask you a question?"

Brings my p*ss to a boil, just ask me the f*cking question.

This can be combined with a few here as the question usually starts with "I'm not being racist.....but" or "no offence but...."

 

[SH1958]

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it."
F***ing right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?