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Van Gogh's relatives

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Van Gogh's Relatives
After much careful research it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.

Among them were:

His obnoxious brother, Please Gogh

His dizzy aunt,Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes, Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store, Stop'n Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia, U. Gogh

The brother who bleached his clothes white, Hue Gogh

The cousin from Illinois, Chica Gogh

His magician uncle, Wherediddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin, Amee Gogh

The Mexican cousin's American half-brother, Grin Gogh

The nephew who drove a stagecoach, Wellsfar Gogh

The constipated uncle, Cant Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt, Tan Gogh

The bird lover uncle, Flamin Gogh

His nephew, psychoanalyst E. Gogh

The fruit loving cousin, Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking, Wayto Gogh

The little bouncy nephew, Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco, Go Gogh

His Italian uncle, Day Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in a van, Winnie Bay Gogh.

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True story:

When growing up on the good old Woodchurch Estate we had the same neighbours for donkey's years, the Davey's on one side and the Coe's on the other. The Davey's were normal folk, as were the Coes but the difference was in the christian names (and I could give a flying f--- about being none pc, a christian name is a christian name).

The father was the top bean, Harry Coe

the son youngest son was the coffee baron, Ken Coe

the eldest son was the movie and TV star Bill Coe

the only daughter had to be called, and was called, Tess Coe

and they say people don't have senses of humour.
 

All we need know to take up space is bloody Shabba.:lol: Latch can you not control your better half.

" Marriage is not a finished affair. No matter to what age you live,
love must be continously consolidated. Being considerate, thoughtful
and respectful without ulterior motives is the key to a successful marriage. "

Pamphlet from Chinese Family Planning Centre


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