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[McBain]

End of the world due in nine days | The Sun |Features

SCIENTISTS are trying to stop the most powerful experiment ever – saying the black holes it will create could destroy the world.
Dubbed by some the Doomsday test, it will be carried out next week in the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), located 300ft underground near the French-Swiss border.
The machine is 17 miles long and cost £4.4billion to create.
When its switch is pulled on September 10, this atom-smasher will become a virtual time machine, revealing what happened when the universe came into existence 14 billion years ago.
New particles of matter are expected to be discovered, new dimensions found beyond the four known, as scientists re-create conditions in the first BILLIONTHS of a second after the Big Bang.

Experts even predict that millions of tiny black holes will be produced — baby brothers of the monsters gobbling up dust and stars at the heart of the galaxies.
Secrets

That is why boffins are now trying to stop the project with a last-ditch challenge in the courts.
They fear the LHC experimenters are tinkering with the unknown and putting mankind — and our whole planet — at risk.
The group responsible for the experiment, the European Nuclear Research Centre (CERN), says that these mini black holes will vanish as quickly as they are created.
But the anti-CERN brigade accuse the scientists of playing God, warning that no one can guarantee that the black holes will not survive, rapidly growing in size to suck the Earth out of existence in an instant.
But CERN, which includes several UK scientists, say their work is vital to unlock the secrets of matter that forms everything known in the universe.
In the experiment, atomic particles will be fired in opposite directions along the 17-mile long underground ring — the length of the Circle Line on the London Underground.
They will travel so fast that they make 11,245 trips around the tunnel every SECOND.
From the collisions, boffins expect to discover a fundamental bit of the atom, called the Higgs boson, that is expected to exist but which has never been seen.

Professor Otto Rossler, from the Eberhard Karls University of Tubingen in Germany, is one of the scientists mounting the legal challenge at the European Court of Human Rights against 20 countries which are funding the project.



He said: “It is quite plausible that these little black holes will survive and will grow and eat the planet from the inside out.”
A CERN spokesman said: “It will not be producing anything that does not already happen routinely in nature.”

 

[Gazdalf]

I have been waiting for this. Time for some zoom zoom bang bang pew pew whizz type fun.

I is dead scientific I is

 

[Bundy]

It's got to happen some time doesn't it, I mean the end of the world. May as well get it over with.

 

[Sabbo]

I'll turn the machine on unless you pay one meeeeelion dollars...

 

[Scottoffee]

That's the place from Angels & Demons... Good book.

Boffins better watch their backs, but it'll all be ok - Tom Hanks will save the day!...

 

[gordonjblair]

what tickles me is that bookies have shortened the odds on the world ending on the 10th from 100,000:1 to 50,000:1... and people are putting money on

Somebody's obviously not thought this through, so if there are any of you out there

I WILL GIVE YOU 10 BILLION : 1

that the world ends on the 10th.. send me a cheque (or better still, your bank details) and if the world does perchance get sucked onto a mini black whole, come and see me on the 11th for your winnings

All of this notwithstanding the fact that the really high powered runs aren't due for a couple of months, and they still will be dwarfed by the collisions happening every second due to solar radiation around Earth as I type.


You can always trust the Sun to get to the heart of any scientific Issue in a sober and non-sensational way

 

[Sharpys top lip]

£5 that it won't work!!

What a waste of money!!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Wasn't this the basis for a Dan Brown book?

 

[SuitsBlue]

Wasn't this the basis for a Dan Brown book?

dan brown books have a basis???

 

[Jamo Martinez]

dan brown books have a basis???