We were woeful fab Blue's fans

[Nickal70]

Let me bring some stability and respect to all Evertonian's who take time out to put comments on this platform.
We did really well in defending against Arsenal, Chelsea and City.
Not many chances, sure you all agree.
There is a reason we do not win games.
Sit back, relax, I'm sure this will resonate.

1. DCL is not a striker (he's a footballer only)
2. Beto is not a striker (not even a footballer)
3. Broja is not a striker (not even a footballer)
4. Harrison (use to be a footballer, not now)
5.Guaye (not a midfield dynamo)
6.Dacoure (not a footballer)
7.Mangala (not a midfield dynamo)
8.Ndiaya (there is hope)
9. Tarkowski (50 - 50 there)
10. Branthwaite (Keep him for sure)
11. Young (expel immediately)
12.Mykelenko (more coaching)
13. Keane (expel)
14. O'brien (play him)
15. Patterson (play him)
16. Armstrong (play him, remember Rooney)
17. Chermiti (play him)
18. Pickford (our saviour)

Dyche gets a few claps when we get draws against big clubs, but is lacking when we play our equals. Football is a beautiful game played by fools and managed by idiots (most of the time) and those that step away from that and do the right thing right, end up writing history.

As the Meerkats say "Simple's"

Here's to a TFG wonderland 2025/6

COME ON YOU BLUE BOYS!!

Cheers Nick

 

[matty1878]

Let me bring some stability and respect to all Evertonian's who take time out to put comments on this platform.
We did really well in defending against Arsenal, Chelsea and City.
Not many chances, sure you all agree.
There is a reason we do not win games.
Sit back, relax, I'm sure this will resonate.

1. DCL is not a striker (he's a footballer only)
2. Beto is not a striker (not even a footballer)
3. Broja is not a striker (not even a footballer)
4. Harrison (use to be a footballer, not now)
5.Guaye (not a midfield dynamo)
6.Dacoure (not a footballer)
7.Mangala (not a midfield dynamo)
8.Ndiaya (there is hope)
9. Tarkowski (50 - 50 there)
10. Branthwaite (Keep him for sure)
11. Young (expel immediately)
12.Mykelenko (more coaching)
13. Keane (expel)
14. O'brien (play him)
15. Patterson (play him)
16. Armstrong (play him, remember Rooney)
17. Chermiti (play him)
18. Pickford (our saviour)

Dyche gets a few claps when we get draws against big clubs, but is lacking when we play our equals. Football is a beautiful game played by fools and managed by idiots (most of the time) and those that step away from that and do the right thing right, end up writing history.

As the Meerkats say "Simple's"

Here's to a TFG wonderland 2025/6

COME ON YOU BLUE BOYS!!

Cheers Nick

nick is high on red bull

cheers matt

 

[blue to the bone]

All the awards.

 

[blueblood]

Let me bring some stability and respect to all Evertonian's who take time out to put comments on this platform.
We did really well in defending against Arsenal, Chelsea and City.
Not many chances, sure you all agree.
There is a reason we do not win games.
Sit back, relax, I'm sure this will resonate.

1. DCL is not a striker (he's a footballer only)
2. Beto is not a striker (not even a footballer)
3. Broja is not a striker (not even a footballer)
4. Harrison (use to be a footballer, not now)
5.Guaye (not a midfield dynamo)
6.Dacoure (not a footballer)
7.Mangala (not a midfield dynamo)
8.Ndiaya (there is hope)
9. Tarkowski (50 - 50 there)
10. Branthwaite (Keep him for sure)
11. Young (expel immediately)
12.Mykelenko (more coaching)
13. Keane (expel)
14. O'brien (play him)
15. Patterson (play him)
16. Armstrong (play him, remember Rooney)
17. Chermiti (play him)
18. Pickford (our saviour)

Dyche gets a few claps when we get draws against big clubs, but is lacking when we play our equals. Football is a beautiful game played by fools and managed by idiots (most of the time) and those that step away from that and do the right thing right, end up writing history.

As the Meerkats say "Simple's"

Here's to a TFG wonderland 2025/6

COME ON YOU BLUE BOYS!!

Cheers Nick

Don’t go hard on the ale between Christmas and New Year. This is why.

 

[Dixieslaces]

Didn't get enough likes in the Dyche thread........

Hmmmmmm, I know, Start a Thread

 

[Daytripper]

Let me bring some stability and respect to all Evertonian's who take time out to put comments on this platform.
We did really well in defending against Arsenal, Chelsea and City.
Not many chances, sure you all agree.
There is a reason we do not win games.
Sit back, relax, I'm sure this will resonate.

1. DCL is not a striker (he's a footballer only)
2. Beto is not a striker (not even a footballer)
3. Broja is not a striker (not even a footballer)
4. Harrison (use to be a footballer, not now)
5.Guaye (not a midfield dynamo)
6.Dacoure (not a footballer)
7.Mangala (not a midfield dynamo)
8.Ndiaya (there is hope)
9. Tarkowski (50 - 50 there)
10. Branthwaite (Keep him for sure)
11. Young (expel immediately)
12.Mykelenko (more coaching)
13. Keane (expel)
14. O'brien (play him)
15. Patterson (play him)
16. Armstrong (play him, remember Rooney)
17. Chermiti (play him)
18. Pickford (our saviour)

Dyche gets a few claps when we get draws against big clubs, but is lacking when we play our equals. Football is a beautiful game played by fools and managed by idiots (most of the time) and those that step away from that and do the right thing right, end up writing history.

As the Meerkats say "Simple's"

Here's to a TFG wonderland 2025/6

COME ON YOU BLUE BOYS!!

Cheers Nick

You need to be force fed soil for that Meerkat quote mate

 

[matty1878]

You need to be force fed soil for that Meerkat quote mate

stop

 

[Daytripper]

stop

 

[David09]

You need to be force fed soil for that Meerkat quote mate

You made me read it twice as I missed the Meerkat first time round!
C

 

[heatmeiser]

One of the more subtly unhinged posts I've seen on here for a while

Impressive stuff tbh