Everton, Everton
We'll Forever screw it up
2-1 Up, 5-2 Down
Everton's the team that'll always make you frown
We've got the best supporters on any football ground
Because they're still behind us (we always let them down)
The Men that go from Merseyside (Arsenal Seven to Concede)
Will hear the call of Everton, you effing make me seethe
Everton, Everton
We'll Forever screw it up
2-1 Up, 5-2 Down
Everton's the team that'll always make you frown
We're the kings of the Everton Cup
We play in Royal Blue,
The Oppos of the Toffeemen,
We play it back to you,
We lose it on the carpet,
We hoof it in the air,
Whichever way we play it,
We're never getting there...
Everton, Everton
We'll Forever screw it up
2-1 Up, 5-2 Down
Everton's the team that'll always make you frown
We're out of the league and we're out of the Cup
Everton's gone and mucked it up...
The story that is Everton,
From the days of Darracott
The story we will carry on,
We haven't won a lot..
In every land and continent,
Wherever football's known,
They'll say where is that Everton?
They haven't won a bone..
Everton, Everton
We'll Forever screw it up
2-1 Up, 5-2 Down
Everton's the team that'll always make you frown
Everton's the team that'll always make you frown
We'll Forever screw it up
2-1 Up, 5-2 Down
Everton's the team that'll always make you frown
We've got the best supporters on any football ground
Because they're still behind us (we always let them down)
The Men that go from Merseyside (Arsenal Seven to Concede)
Will hear the call of Everton, you effing make me seethe
Everton, Everton
We'll Forever screw it up
2-1 Up, 5-2 Down
Everton's the team that'll always make you frown
We're the kings of the Everton Cup
We play in Royal Blue,
The Oppos of the Toffeemen,
We play it back to you,
We lose it on the carpet,
We hoof it in the air,
Whichever way we play it,
We're never getting there...
Everton, Everton
We'll Forever screw it up
2-1 Up, 5-2 Down
Everton's the team that'll always make you frown
We're out of the league and we're out of the Cup
Everton's gone and mucked it up...
The story that is Everton,
From the days of Darracott
The story we will carry on,
We haven't won a lot..
In every land and continent,
Wherever football's known,
They'll say where is that Everton?
They haven't won a bone..
Everton, Everton
We'll Forever screw it up
2-1 Up, 5-2 Down
Everton's the team that'll always make you frown
Everton's the team that'll always make you frown