TrixyStevens
Player Valuation: £35m
Nice one Chico and a merry Christmas laaaa
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That is quite possibly the best bit of internets libel I have come across in some time. I stopped reading after that. Well in Chico.
I think we'll damage these 3-0 and big Vic will have his revenge by falling over after an Andy Caroll tackle and landing on ****ehouse Nolan's leg. In the process smashing the leg of said ****ehouse into smithereens*.
*before anyone starts I haven't checked the squads, the above is whimsy, so no "Carrol is out" type comments. Ta.
Everton will be without midfielder Marouane Fellaini for their game at West Ham as the Belgian begins his three-match suspension.
Everton boss David Moyes has had Kevin Mirallas, Victor Anichebe, Tony Hibbert and Phil Neville sidelined in recent weeks, but would not be drawn on whether any are set to return.
carroll and vic are injured
Lovely Chico as always.
Hopefully someone noshes Big Sam and breaks Nolan's legs.
I'm guessing "nosh" means something else where you live.
Hope Barkely starts. I really think this could be the chance he's been waiting for; he's going to be a superstar, I can feel it in my bones.