Bundy
Player Valuation: £35m
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Whitebootman
Player Valuation: £35m
Once, a long time ago, I 'played' the rear end of a panto cow with an ex girlfriend ..........
Put me down as a man who chanced his arm in a cow.
Put me down as a man who chanced his arm in a cow.
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i have had my arm inside a cow actually, and on my birthday as well. it wasn't any kind of 'rite of passage' thing although it was on my 21st, i was going out with a girl who lived on a farm and the 'arl heffer went into labour. so it was arm in to try to get the thing out, after attaching a rope and pulling it out, as the calf came out i fell back in a huge cowshoite so the arsh of my kecks was wrecked, then my shirt got covered in afterbirth which basically shoots out like a projectile vomit.
needless to say i had to get changed before goin' on the lash but tradition dictated that the calf was mine, which basically meant that i had to look after it at all hours until her 'arl fella sold it, kept the wedge and i was down by a shirt and kecks.
as for the others, i could tick a few.
Men who wear shorts all year round Given the correct climate, is there not a no-shoes option as well Men punching above their weight NEVER GOT CLOSE TO EARLY POTENTIAL
Guardian of the Mullet i should post my pic with the cup winners cup, league championship, charity
shield, although it wasn't a mullet then, it was a scallybackperm, although
mine was natural
Guys who peaked in high school if only i'd peaked that late.
The Azzas ????????????????
The manscapers if it's to do with appearance then probably not
Cashed up bogan (wool) WELL I'M A WOOL, BUT A CASHED UP BOGAN AINT A WOOL, AS FAR AS I
REMEMBER, A BOGAN IS THE SAME AS A HOON ISN'T IT. SOME BOYRACER
TYPE,N IT WAS IN N.Z. ANYWAY.
Men who should have read the instructions ALWAYS READ THEM TBH, AS ARL FELLA INFURIATES ME BY
NEVER EVER DOING SO
Sheilas named Sheila no, i'd be called kelly or kellis
Blokes built like a brick house lego ?
People who dream of chucking it all in DONE SO, MORE THAN ONCE
Blokes who've done the phantom IF WE'RE TLKING NO. 2'S HERE THEN I RAISE MY HAND
Men who've had their arm in a cow SEE START OF POST
The tall poppies short-arsh here
Men who wont eat quiche CBA ARSHED AS IS TASTELESS AND DAUGHTER IS FULLY ALLERGIC TO EGGS SO
DONT EVER BUY IT
Men who claim to have punched a shark HIT AN ALSATION SQUARE ON THE NOSE, IT WORKED AS WELL
needless to say i had to get changed before goin' on the lash but tradition dictated that the calf was mine, which basically meant that i had to look after it at all hours until her 'arl fella sold it, kept the wedge and i was down by a shirt and kecks.
as for the others, i could tick a few.
Men who wear shorts all year round Given the correct climate, is there not a no-shoes option as well Men punching above their weight NEVER GOT CLOSE TO EARLY POTENTIAL
Guardian of the Mullet i should post my pic with the cup winners cup, league championship, charity
shield, although it wasn't a mullet then, it was a scallybackperm, although
mine was natural
Guys who peaked in high school if only i'd peaked that late.
The Azzas ????????????????
The manscapers if it's to do with appearance then probably not
Cashed up bogan (wool) WELL I'M A WOOL, BUT A CASHED UP BOGAN AINT A WOOL, AS FAR AS I
REMEMBER, A BOGAN IS THE SAME AS A HOON ISN'T IT. SOME BOYRACER
TYPE,N IT WAS IN N.Z. ANYWAY.
Men who should have read the instructions ALWAYS READ THEM TBH, AS ARL FELLA INFURIATES ME BY
NEVER EVER DOING SO
Sheilas named Sheila no, i'd be called kelly or kellis
Blokes built like a brick house lego ?
People who dream of chucking it all in DONE SO, MORE THAN ONCE
Blokes who've done the phantom IF WE'RE TLKING NO. 2'S HERE THEN I RAISE MY HAND
Men who've had their arm in a cow SEE START OF POST
The tall poppies short-arsh here
Men who wont eat quiche CBA ARSHED AS IS TASTELESS AND DAUGHTER IS FULLY ALLERGIC TO EGGS SO
DONT EVER BUY IT
Men who claim to have punched a shark HIT AN ALSATION SQUARE ON THE NOSE, IT WORKED AS WELL
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