What Does It Take To Sack Dyche

[Ralphie Boy]

Taking the following into account what actually doesn’t Dyche have to do to get the sack:

Same substitutes so every manager knows his so called plane B.
Always plays his favourites even though they are useless.
Talks absolute bollox on interview embarrassing our club.
Manages the only club that plays one up front for the first 19 games of the season.
Wins only 3 of his 19 games so far.

The list is endless.

So what does he actually have to do to get the handshake off Everton?

 

[trueblue84]

Taking the following into account what actually doesn’t Dyche have to do to get the sack:

Same substitutes so every manager knows his so called plane B.
Always plays his favourites even though they are useless.
Talks absolute bollox on interview embarrassing our club.
Manages the only club that plays one up front for the first 19 games of the season.
Wins only 3 of his 19 games so far.

The list is endless.

So what does he actually have to do to get the handshake off Everton?

Dan freidkin walking in on dyche while he's balls deep in Ryan freidkin.

 

[PSB1]

Persistent chants of "You don't know what you're doing" at the ground. Internet complaining will have no effect.

I suggest @chicoazul leads the chorus.

 

[MaximusEvertonius]

Or the chant we heard the other day. If Goodison was singing ‘how do you watch this sh— everyday’ like we had to hear.

 

[Ruairi77]

Same substitutes so every manager knows his so called plane B.

In fairness, yesterday he took off a winger and put a 39 year old left back on the right wing
He also hooked our best midfielder for a 17 year old.
all at half time!
no one saw that coming.
genius!

 

[matty1878]

me emailing dan

 

[daza_1973]

Taking the following into account what actually doesn’t Dyche have to do to get the sack:

Same substitutes so every manager knows his so called plane B.
Always plays his favourites even though they are useless.
Talks absolute bollox on interview embarrassing our club.
Manages the only club that plays one up front for the first 19 games of the season.
Wins only 3 of his 19 games so far.

The list is endless.

So what does he actually have to do to get the handshake off Everton?

He clearly has photos of Dan in a compromising position with a Greggs steak bake.

 

[kiss the crest]

The fans v Villa, Should have a massive banner as they walk out DYCHE OUT

But we will sit there until Villa score then you will hear something. otherwise it will be just mumbles along

 

[HappyJack]

Dan freidkin walking in on dyche while he's balls deep in Ryan freidkin.

 

[Caso01]

You can never have enough Dyche threads.
Someone start another

 

[larbert toffee]

He clearly has photos of Dan in a compromising position with a Greggs steak bake.

Would it not be an apple pie in his neck of the woods.

 

[GrandOldSte117]

Probably 1 more thread on it I'd say

 

[Davideeyore]

Someone...
Tie themselves to the goal with a hoodie saying DYCHE OUT
Run on the pitch with a plaque saying DYCHE OUT
The 1878's get cards for everyone like they did for the PL saying DYCHE OUT
The Gwladys Street chant DYCHE OUT
March from Spellow Lane chanting DYCHE OUT

 

[Davideeyore]

Any poll?

 

[Moomin]

At least 10 more new threads about Dyche should do it.