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What is The Greatest Car That Never Was?
# Christine
# Bumblebee
# Magnum's Ferrari
# EM-400 Urban Assault Vehicle
# Family Truckster
# Bluesmobile
# Mach 5
# Eleanor
# Deathmobile
# Doc's DeLorean
# The Shaggin' Wagon
# Herbie
# Munstermobile
# Batmobile (1960s)
# Batmobile (2000s)
# The A-Team Van
# K.I.T.T.
# The General Lee
And a rundown of your choices ...
Christine: A beautiful 1958 Plymouth. You wouldn't think a car could be jealous, but you'd be wrong. Dead wrong. Get it? Get it?
Bumblebee: A gigantic robot that could turn into a car and communicated entirely through radio songs. I fail to find any problems with that formula whatsoever.
Magnum, P.I.'s Ferrari: Dude lives in Hawaii and pulls more tail than Wilt Chamberlain. AND he's got a Ferrari? Life ain't fair, man.
The EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle: As Stripes demonstrated, if we had an army of these, we could've won the Cold War in three weeks.
The Vacation Family Truckster: Can carry an entire family's worth of vacation gear, plus the corpses of a grandmother and dog. Also tends to attract Christie Brinkley.
Bluesmobile: God's vehicle of choice for those on His missions. Simply cannot be stopped no matter how many cops are chasing it.
Mach 5: Go Speed Racer! SuperfasthappyfuncarHA!
Eleanor: Gone in 60 Seconds' real star, the car was the only vehicle ever to receive star billing in a movie. No joke.
Deathmobile: From Animal House; helped prove that in fact it was not over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.
The DeLorean: Doc's DeLorean was the single coolest vehicle of the '80s, even if you couldn't take it over 88mph.
The Shaggin' Wagon: From Dumb and Dumber. Come on, who doesn't like a car dressed up like a dog?
Herbie: Forget tanks; Herbie was a virtually invulnerable VW Bug. Held his own in races against Jeff Gordon and the like.
Munstermobile: Any car with the suspension to handle Herman Munster is car enough for you, pal.
Batmobile (1960s): BIFF! POW! What could be better than a car with flames shooting out of the exhaust? Nothing, that's what!
Batmobile (2000s): The 21st century is a tougher world, one that demands a tougher Batmobile. This one drives through buildings.
The A-Team Van: Mission control, where all those plans that came together first started coming together.
K.I.T.T.: From Knight Rider, a loudmouthed car that was much more like a disapproving uncle than a crimefighting partner. Still cool.
General Lee: Could jump anything anywhere while playing "Dixie" on the horn. Terrifies anybody north of Virginia or west of Arkansas.
# Christine
# Bumblebee
# Magnum's Ferrari
# EM-400 Urban Assault Vehicle
# Family Truckster
# Bluesmobile
# Mach 5
# Eleanor
# Deathmobile
# Doc's DeLorean
# The Shaggin' Wagon
# Herbie
# Munstermobile
# Batmobile (1960s)
# Batmobile (2000s)
# The A-Team Van
# K.I.T.T.
# The General Lee
And a rundown of your choices ...
Christine: A beautiful 1958 Plymouth. You wouldn't think a car could be jealous, but you'd be wrong. Dead wrong. Get it? Get it?
Bumblebee: A gigantic robot that could turn into a car and communicated entirely through radio songs. I fail to find any problems with that formula whatsoever.
Magnum, P.I.'s Ferrari: Dude lives in Hawaii and pulls more tail than Wilt Chamberlain. AND he's got a Ferrari? Life ain't fair, man.
The EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle: As Stripes demonstrated, if we had an army of these, we could've won the Cold War in three weeks.
The Vacation Family Truckster: Can carry an entire family's worth of vacation gear, plus the corpses of a grandmother and dog. Also tends to attract Christie Brinkley.
Bluesmobile: God's vehicle of choice for those on His missions. Simply cannot be stopped no matter how many cops are chasing it.
Mach 5: Go Speed Racer! SuperfasthappyfuncarHA!
Eleanor: Gone in 60 Seconds' real star, the car was the only vehicle ever to receive star billing in a movie. No joke.
Deathmobile: From Animal House; helped prove that in fact it was not over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.
The DeLorean: Doc's DeLorean was the single coolest vehicle of the '80s, even if you couldn't take it over 88mph.
The Shaggin' Wagon: From Dumb and Dumber. Come on, who doesn't like a car dressed up like a dog?
Herbie: Forget tanks; Herbie was a virtually invulnerable VW Bug. Held his own in races against Jeff Gordon and the like.
Munstermobile: Any car with the suspension to handle Herman Munster is car enough for you, pal.
Batmobile (1960s): BIFF! POW! What could be better than a car with flames shooting out of the exhaust? Nothing, that's what!
Batmobile (2000s): The 21st century is a tougher world, one that demands a tougher Batmobile. This one drives through buildings.
The A-Team Van: Mission control, where all those plans that came together first started coming together.
K.I.T.T.: From Knight Rider, a loudmouthed car that was much more like a disapproving uncle than a crimefighting partner. Still cool.
General Lee: Could jump anything anywhere while playing "Dixie" on the horn. Terrifies anybody north of Virginia or west of Arkansas.
