Not Safe For Work! What is this????

[Goat]

A few times now, the adverts have items in them that I have no idea what the hell they are, this latest 1 has got my beat.

I added the others cos the lady in that dress is fine and no idea what item 2 is either.

What the hell is that on the left???

And before people say it, I have do not track on Google, so they technically dont give me "targetted" adverts.

 

[Rita_Poon]

watch opener

 

[Rita_Poon]

anti trout pout dummy

 

[malfosse]

A few times now, the adverts have items in them that I have no idea what the hell they are, this latest 1 has got my beat.

I added the others cos the lady in that dress is fine and no idea what item 2 is either.

What the hell is that on the left???

And before people say it, I have do not track on Google, so they technically dont give me "targetted" adverts.

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I imagine it's some sort of exercise for the face, jaw line etc.

 

[the golden visionary]

Dunno Goat, I can defo see you strutting down breck Road in the little gray number

 

[Nymzee]

A few times now, the adverts have items in them that I have no idea what the hell they are, this latest 1 has got my beat.

I added the others cos the lady in that dress is fine and no idea what item 2 is either.

What the hell is that on the left???

And before people say it, I have do not track on Google, so they technically dont give me "targetted" adverts.

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Left item? Reckon it's what @chrismpw handed out to his female students.

 

[Bedfordblue]

It’s gag reflex trainer, most woman* have them don’t they?
*and some men for the woke amongst us.

 

[chrismpw]

Left item? Reckon it's what @chrismpw handed out to his female students.

Not required.

My female students silenced themselves in awe of the unfolding beauty of the universe that my lessons Delivered.

That or they fell asleep.

 

[DavidH]

It looks like something that shuts her up and I want one. Anymore pics of the one in the grey?

 

[chicoazul]

It’s a mouth plug to stop you from eating.

Seems the advert profiling is working perfectly.

 

[Milk]

The blue thing second left is an electronic nipple stimulator.
Delivers a mild but stimulating tingle to yours or your partners nipples.
Guaranteed to erect them instantly

 

[peteblue]

The blue thing second left is an electronic nipple stimulator.
Delivers a mild but stimulating tingle to yours or your partners nipples.
Guaranteed to erect them instantly

Well that’s cleared that one up……

 

[Milk]

Well that’s cleared that one up……

Yeah but it’s Chinese schnit so the “mild but stimulating“ can easily be painful and bloody sore … or so the missus says

 

[peteblue]

A few times now, the adverts have items in them that I have no idea what the hell they are, this latest 1 has got my beat.

I added the others cos the lady in that dress is fine and no idea what item 2 is either.

What the hell is that on the left???

And before people say it, I have do not track on Google, so they technically dont give me "targetted" adverts.

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Even though no one knows what they are, they’ve reduced the prices so buy, buy, buy…….

 

[tommye]

A few times now, the adverts have items in them that I have no idea what the hell they are, this latest 1 has got my beat.

I added the others cos the lady in that dress is fine and no idea what item 2 is either.

What the hell is that on the left???

And before people say it, I have do not track on Google, so they technically dont give me "targetted" adverts.

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It's called Footy Mate and it's to stop the better half asking stupid questions while the footy is on.

Item 2 is a stun gun in case item 1 fails.