What is your least favourite meal

[monty]

What is your least favourite meal, actual dish not just I hate Chinese because even if you did it can't all be bad?

My least favour meal is moussaka, mainly because of the aubergines in it, it makes me puke, it tastes like what I would imagine dog [Poor language removed] does and should be banned from all restaurants including Greek ones.

 

[ToffeeBlue.com]

anything with marmite in

 

[SuitsBlue]

anything badly cooked. i know someone that served in the army that said the chef was more dangerous with the stove than he was with a rifle.

 

[Blue Wiz]

Elk! Absolutely hate it.

 

[Rob]

Many Japanese foods, they are raw dodgy and wrong.

but monty said that was a no no, so I'll go for sushi.

 

[Latch]

Anything that my wife cooks that requires gravy, no bullshit it's got more skin than a summo wrestler and twice as hard to get down.

 

[Gazdalf]

anything badly cooked. i know someone that served in the army that said the chef was more dangerous with the stove than he was with a rifle.

When I was serving, we used to say that the Chef's course must have been harder than SAS selection, as judging by the food no one had ever passed it.

 

[loosecranks]

I was at a party in Glasgow, and I made the mistake of mentioning that I was hungry. I really just wanted directions to a chippy, but the bloke whose flat it was insisted on giving me a huge plate of "meat n tatties." The potatoes were bad enough - rock hard, grey, boiled lumps of starch - but the "meat" was something else - it was really just a pile of boiled bones, that looked like they were from a dog that had been found, dead from old age, down a nearby alley.

I don't want to seem ungrateful, but that was definitely the worst meal ever.

 

[Gazdalf]

I was at a party in Glasgow, and I made the mistake of mentioning that I was hungry. I really just wanted directions to a chippy, but the bloke whose flat it was insisted on giving me a huge plate of "meat n tatties." The potatoes were bad enough - rock hard, grey, boiled lumps of starch - but the "meat" was something else - it was really just a pile of boiled bones, that looked like they were from a dog that had been found, dead from old age, down a nearby alley.

I don't want to seem ungrateful, but that was definitely the worst meal ever.

Well next time make sure you pull a decent bloke then. pfft, sounds like you sold your ass to Rab C Nesbitt.

 

[monty]

Well next time make sure you pull a decent bloke then. pfft, sounds like you sold your ass to Rab C Nesbitt.

My hero

 

[Dylan]

"I don't want to beat around the bush, but, is somebody beating around your bush?"

Rab to his wife

 

[monty]

"I don't want to beat around the bush, but, is somebody beating around your bush?"

Rab to his wife

What! a fellow lover of the Girvan bard, he is repeated tomorrow night on Paramount 2 at nine and I'm looking forward to it depending on the result earlier in the day of course

 

[Dylan]

I have enjoyed an episode or two of Rab in my time. The funny thing is, my step-dad couldn't understand the accents and as such didn't watch it, but I could make out what he said, clear as day!

 

[monty]

I have enjoyed an episode or two of Rab in my time. The funny thing is, my step-dad couldn't understand the accents and as such didn't watch it, but I could make out what he said, clear as day!

BBC could only sell the rights to the programme to Paramount who tend to show it either in the middle of the night or if they are short of cash, all because people found it hard to follow. I'm with you Dylan, some of the lines in are brilliant and make for classic tv!

 

[Rob]

hey, I love rab too, his rants were class