What not to cook when you get home from the pub.

[heatmeiser]

Stick to cheese on toast

 

[chicoazul]

Mentalist.

 

[neonleon]

never come home to find I have the mark of the beast on my hand.

I sometimes come home and discover I've got sauce from the beast(chilli and meat drippings) all down the front of my shirt.

I then microwave the shirt for being evil.

 

[chicoazul]

I had a post drink wrestling match with chica-azul last night when we got it.

She kicked me the nose and made me go sick in my mouth. True story.

 

[benj_1878]

Mentalist.

They played well against us in the UEFA Cup.