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what type of person are you?

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teppic

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this is a psychological question about yourself.

it's not a trick question. there is, of course, no right or wrong answer. only your answer!

QUESTION

you are travelling across a desert. you have with you a tiger, cow, lamb, horse and monkey. you must discard ALL of them during your journey. in which order do you leave them behind?


the first animal left behind being number one, the second number two and so on.

for example...

1) cow
2) monkey
3) tiger
4) lamb
5) horse


your answer will reveal aspects of your personality that are hidden in your sub-conscious.


i'll post in a couple of days what aspect of personality each animal represents.
 
1) Tiger - What good is he in a desert?
2) Monkey - Ditto
3) Lamb - Stop and have some chops
4) Cow - Eat him last
5) Horse - Carry me as far as he can before he is left behind.
 
I did a psychological profile thing for work recently. Apparently I'm

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You are inquisitive. You collect things. You might collect information-words, facts, books, and quotations-or you might collect tangible objects such as butterflies, baseball cards, porcelain dolls, or sepia photographs. Whatever you collect, you collect it because it interests you. And yours is the kind of mind that finds so many things interesting. The world is exciting precisely because of its infinite variety and complexity. If you read a great deal, it is not necessarily to refine your theories but, rather, to add more information to your archives. If you like to travel, it is because each new location offers novel artifacts and facts. These can be acquired and then stored away. Why are they worth storing? At the time of storing it is often hard to say exactly when or why you might need them, but who knows when they might become useful? With all those possible uses in mind, you really don't feel comfortable throwing anything away. So you keep acquiring and compiling and filing stuff away. It's interesting. It keeps your mind fresh. And perhaps one day some of it will prove valuable.

Learner
You love to learn. The subject matter that interests you most will be determined by your other themes and experiences, but whatever the subject, you will always be drawn to the process of learning. The process, more than the content or the result, is especially exciting for you. You are energized by the steady and deliberate journey from ignorance to competence. The thrill of the first few facts, the early efforts to recite or practice what you have learned, the growing confidence of a skill mastered-this is the process that entices you. Your excitement leads you to engage in adult learning experiences-yoga or piano lessons or graduate classes. It enables you to thrive in dynamic work environments where you are asked to take on short project assignments and are expected to learn a lot about the new subject matter in a short period of time and then move on to the next one. This Learner theme does not necessarily mean that you seek to become the subject matter expert, or that you are striving for the respect that accompanies a professional or academic credential. The outcome of the learning is less significant than the "getting there."

Strategic
The Strategic theme enables you to sort through the clutter and find the best route. It is not a skill that can be taught. It is a distinct way of thinking, a special perspective on the world at large. This perspective allows you to see patterns where others simply see complexity. Mindful of these patterns, you play out alternative scenarios, always asking, "What if this happened? Okay, well what if this happened?" This recurring question helps you see around the next corner. There you can evaluate accurately the potential obstacles. Guided by where you see each path leading, you start to make selections. You discard the paths that lead nowhere. You discard the paths that lead straight into resistance. You discard the paths that lead into a fog of confusion. You cull and make selections until you arrive at the chosen path-your strategy. Armed with your strategy, you strike forward. This is your Strategic theme at work: "What if?" Select. Strike.

Intellection
You like to think. You like mental activity. You like exercising the "muscles" of your brain, stretching them in multiple directions. This need for mental activity may be focused; for example, you may be trying to solve a problem or develop an idea or understand another person's feelings. The exact focus will depend on your other strengths. On the other hand, this mental activity may very well lack focus. The theme of Intellection does not dictate what you are thinking about; it simply describes that you like to think. You are the kind of person who enjoys your time alone because it is your time for musing and reflection. You are introspective. In a sense you are your own best companion, as you pose yourself questions and try out answers on yourself to see how they sound. This introspection may lead you to a slight sense of discontent as you compare what you are actually doing with all the thoughts and ideas that your mind conceives. Or this introspection may tend toward more pragmatic matters such as the events of the day or a conversation that you plan to have later. Wherever it leads you, this mental hum is one of the constants of your life.

Ideation
You are fascinated by ideas. What is an idea? An idea is a concept, the best explanation of the most events. You are delighted when you discover beneath the complex surface an elegantly simple concept to explain why things are the way they are. An idea is a connection. Yours is the kind of mind that is always looking for connections, and so you are intrigued when seemingly disparate phenomena can be linked by an obscure connection. An idea is a new perspective on familiar challenges. You revel in taking the world we all know and turning it around so we can view it from a strange but strangely enlightening angle. You love all these ideas because they are profound, because they are novel, because they are clarifying, because they are contrary, because they are bizarre. For all these reasons you derive a jolt of energy whenever a new idea occurs to you. Others may label you creative or original or conceptual or even smart. Perhaps you are all of these. Who can be sure? What you are sure of is that ideas are thrilling. And on most days this is enough.

Probably would have saved them a lot of time to just say I'm a nerd.
 

psychological profiling, why is it such questionaires(sp) never insinuate that the taker of the test is a real bad egg?

as for the question, ''tiger, cow, lamb, horse and monkey.''

how am i travelling across the desert? how do i have the animals stored? which desert? and why do i have to cross it?
 
suits..lol to all your questions make up your own answers.

the important aspect is in which orer do you discard the animals.

i'll stick the meanings up on boxing day.
 

suits..lol to all your questions make up your own answers.

the important aspect is in which orer do you discard the animals.

i'll stick the meanings up on boxing day.

He's right though. Surely the person would need to know all those facts and more.
You have nowhere near enough detail to provide an accurate assessmant of someone just by them answering that question with no info to go along with it.
If the horse was your only form of transport you would keep it, yet if youre carrying it for the sake of adding weight you'd discard it first. But at the moment they are just random indiscriminate animals.

And yes, i know im probably being a killjoy and its just a joke but i need to know god damn it :)
 
Ok, for the killjoy patrol

Your in the Sahara, the animals are on leads, and your on the Jim Morrison Psychological Trip through the desert.

1. Tiger
2. Monkey
3. Lamb
4. Cow
5. Horse
 
this is a korean bar initiation.

i've been asked this problem a few times by my korean mates. it seems a way they size a person up on one of the first times they meet you.

so don't shoot the messenger! lol! it's just a korean drinking question! :)
 
het tepp, ain't seen page 1 but i would keep the horse and the cow till last, milk and all that,, when it's dry, rise like hell for the nearest seettlement, what does that say about me. ? :lol: :lol:
 

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