What would stop you following Everton?

[Bohemian Toffee]

Football has endured a pretty grim time of it lately, with the TV companies forcing teams to perform to empty stadiums in a seemingly never ending tribute to The Hunger Games. The amount of money in the game is obscene, incomprehensible sums being paid to bang average players, agents profiteering off of badly managed clubs. Everton have lost huge sums trying to close the gap to the financial top six, West Ham - WEST HAM - are above us in the league table and we all know that they will never be caught and soon it will be talk of the super seven.

None of us enjoy the game, it's no longer the sport we grew up with.

But today, news from Suffolk reached me of a development so heinous, so shocking it would be enough to force me to walk away from my club if similar happened here.

I am, of course, talking about Ed Sheeran sponsoring Ipswich Town's shirts next season. The question is posed, what would cause you to give up on Everton?

 

[the golden visionary]

As a self hating sadist.

Winning the league with a team that plays lovely football

"Shudders"

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

As a self hating sadist.

Winning the league with a team that plays lovely football

"Shudders"

Ah, the Man City scenario. Yeah, I would probably be gone before the title was confirmed.

 

[PhilM]

A draw against Burnley is usually enough for some of those amongst us with their erectile dysfunction, isn't it?

 

[the golden visionary]

Ah, the Man City scenario. Yeah, I would probably be gone before the title was confirmed.

Give me an excuse to throw shade at siggy before i watch snake hips mahrez

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

A draw against Burnley is usually enough for some of those amongst us with their erectile dysfunction, isn't it?

This is probably the only thing worse in football than drawing to Burnley though

 

[Nymzee]

Shame there's no "Where DCL goes, I go" option. Follow that boy to the Moon.

 

[chrismpw]

I got pretty close when we started getting into bed with gambling firms. I wondered what direction we were going in just for a few extra quid.

 

[Rob17896]

Ah, the Man City scenario. Yeah, I would probably be gone before the title was confirmed.

Talking to a Citteh friend after them getting to CL final. He said it is great but being City it must turn to **** soon.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Shame there's no "Where DCL goes, I go" option. Follow that boy to the Moon.

Same, too close to the bone to joke about

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

I got pretty close when we started getting into bed with gambling firms. I wondered what direction we were going in just for a few extra quid.

It's been the biggest difference in tv coverage since I left the UK in 2012.

The proliferation of gambling ads around football is sickening.

 

[summerisle]

New shirt deal sponsored by the Young Conservatives.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Talking to a Citteh friend after them getting to CL final. He said it is great but being City it must turn to **** soon.

Elon Musk or Sir Clive Sinclair are the only things that can stop City now.

 

[gianthogweed]

Death

 

[Jimishorts]

Count me out.


Count me in.