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What's Worse Than a Grown Man in A Liverpool Shirt???

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GhostOfDixie

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A grown man who is RS, but is also wearing a Spanish top with Torres on the back. Your not [Poor language removed] Spanish!!!!!

Glory hunting [Poor language removed] bags the lot of em'

And they refer to Torres as "My Torres" - oh [Poor language removed] of will you!
 
time to play the joker again
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now thats worse than anything !!!
bet he's got a spain badge on there now.
 
I watched the Euro final with a couple of "our friends" they turned up wearing Spain shirts with Torres on the back the combined age was 122 the sad old Bastards and after the game celebrated winning the cup now I will admit one of them spent over 25 years living there so obvious hes been a rampant red all those years.I thought it amusing to be honest and by the time we parted I had agreed a £25 bet with each of them that they wont win the league next season and another £25 each that Yakubu gets in to double figures no not 15-20 goals the pair of prats reckon he will not get ten.
 
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well they do have a steroetype to live up to, if they didnt spout shoite then they wouldnt be redshoite. shouldve nicked their phones and put the ringtone on(y)
you could always send it to them as mms
 
i had a little chortle at one today walking around in rs shirt & shorts like some over-sized kid. my mum who's also rs was with me & even she thought it looked embarrassing.
 
There's a red whopper who lives near me, he's at least 40 years old, wears the full kit almost everyday, his blubber overhangs his extremely tight shorts like some vast slug.They're everywhere, whoppers to a man.
 
I live in Sydney and see the [Poor language removed] idiots every day.

The worst thing I see though is them with their big chunky scarfs around their necks or even worse around the wrist (believe me it happens I'll send phot proof) and the weather even now in the middle of winter is about 20c, Pricks!

Worth noting though their numbers in the Sydney pub comp v's Everton is very embarassing and they're yet to beat us in a comp.

Check out the Evertonfc Australia site to see for yourself.
 
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chicoazul said:
They think theyre Spanish now.

They take whopperism to a whole new level.

It just screams "Look at me, Im ace me".
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I work in a restaurant in Bromborough, and unfortunately we get plagued by the little [Poor language removed] faces. The minority tip me, but the most of them are [Poor language removed] up their own RS arse to even realise that there is a culture that doesn't involve them shoving their own **** through a card board cutout of Torres' head.

Sorry for the crudeness, but I'm pretty [Poor language removed] off tonight. Not that I need an excuse to be crude and obnoxious about that shower of [Poor language removed].
 
I went shopping in Grimsby today.

These are the football shirts I saw....

About 15 red shites, many of which had Torres on the back.
3 Grimsby Town
1 Everton
1 Italy
1 England

Now, whilst it was a pleasant surprise to see an Evertonian, 15 shites?! Seriously, wtf is that?! We are nowhere near Liverpool for heaven's sake! No better in Lincoln either. You can almost understand people glory supporting around here, as all of our local teams are pretty diabolical, but the red [Poor language removed]? Why?!
 
Welton Toffee said:
I went shopping in Grimsby today.

These are the football shirts I saw....

About 15 red shites, many of which had Torres on the back.
3 Grimsby Town
1 Everton
1 Italy
1 England

Now, whilst it was a pleasant surprise to see an Evertonian, 15 shites?! Seriously, wtf is that?! We are nowhere near Liverpool for heaven's sake! No better in Lincoln either. You can almost understand people glory supporting around here, as all of our local teams are pretty diabolical, but the red [Poor language removed]? Why?!
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Cos they were good when tashes were the fashion.
 
i do wear shirts myself and am 40, i dont wear them all the time though and certainly not shorts(except swimming) and deffo not socks, i wouldnt get one with a name on or number for that matter either. i tend to wear them as a tshirt but sometimes think no people will think i'm a bigger tit than they already do,ive also not got an ale gut and can still fit into my 87 "paul power and the glory" shirt.
they go on about wearing shirts on talksport, the opinion being that football is a no-no, yet rugby and speedway are ok. speedway ffs they are worse than the old nfl teabag ones and icehockey ones.
*ducks to avoid rolls of hockey tape crossing atlantic from seskatchuan

my choice of threads is iconic 80's sportswear, i did in fact take delivery today of a fila vila's tracky top, which looks great with my l'alpina australian t-shirt and forest hills. we used to laugh at the teds at the match in the 80's with their drainies, crepe shoes and d.a's.........WE HAVE BECOME THOSE TEDS !!
couldnt give a feck though.
 

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