When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

[monty]

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer
section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw
the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favourite chair.

Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a
table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it
carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and
then sanitized".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not
work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT
IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!

 

[Cal]

I had a decent day at work until i slipped over, did the splits and ripped my trousers all the way from the zip part to the other side to my arse.

There's me walking down the corridor with my boxers and bullocks hanging out.