I'll field the Spurs 1:
Because they're the 3rd most deluded fans in the country behind the red****e & Newcastle. Every ******* year they go on about how they're going to be in Europe & really successful having spent an absolute fortune on utter crap.
Also, their fans are ******* horrible bastards, there was a fat cockney prick calling my 2 female mates every name under the sun when we played them away at the beginning of the season, wish I'd have been sitting with them because he'd have probably said **** all, he was just a ******* ****house who decided to give stick to 2 girls when there was thousands of fellas sitting around them