Who can replace Nuno?

[Bluelass]

I expect my lovely Nuno to be released at the end of the season. Who can replace him in my favourite, most gorgeous, handsome and sexy player place?

Any suggestions?

My preferences?
No baldies
Yes dark hair
No scrawny buggers
must have nice thighs

Other than that, not bothered.

 

[Vim Fuego]

Put that wine down girlo !

 

[ToffeeDan]

I'd suggest Tim Cahill or Mikel but I'm not that way inclined BL.

TD

 

[Vim Fuego]

Mike Pejic was by far the sexiest left back in Everton's history.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

I heard this guy was being lined up as a replacement. I'm sure he has a really great personality.

http://beefbagel.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/ribery-and-minger.jpg

 

[Bluelass]

Mike Pejic was by far the sexiest left back in Everton's history.

Doesnt his son play for wrexham now?

Nah, not into Timmy and Mikel is just a bit too perfect and deffo too small in stature.

 

[Bluelass]

I heard this guy was being lined up as a replacement. I'm sure he has a really great personality.

http://beefbagel.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/ribery-and-minger.jpg

OMG! yuck! Can you imagine waking up next to THAT every morning!!! No thanks.

 

[Vim Fuego]

Doesnt his son play for wrexham now?

Nah, not into Timmy and Mikel is just a bit too perfect and deffo too small in stature.

I'm not sure Lass, but i do know he has a son, Mick was everything a man should be, donkey jacket, loved being knee deep in pig [Poor language removed], hair like a scarecrow and a nose like a boxer, and he was hard as nails.

 

[Vim Fuego]

OMG! yuck! Can you imagine waking up next to THAT every morning!!! No thanks.

Is that Franc Ribery ?

 

[Bluelass]

I'm not sure Lass, but i do know he has a son, Mick was everything a man should be, donkey jacket, loved being knee deep in pig [Poor language removed], hair like a scarecrow and a nose like a boxer, and he was hard as nails.

Maybe not then....someone called Sean Pejic plays or has played recently for wrexham. It's quite an unusual name so imagine there must be some connection.

 

[Vim Fuego]

Has he got a face like a bulldog licking [Poor language removed] a nettle ? If so, then yes, that'll be him.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

If only Hibbo could play left back.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

What about 'Lescott' He's big, dark, has huge shoulders an dark hair ( well some hair anyway) an he can play left back.

Bingo...........here's your winner.

 

[monty]

Who can replace him, Pistone