Who is Everton's Sexiest Player?

[Bungle]

You've said he looks just like your brother Bungle - it's unseemly.

Oh god

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Go play in the fit birds thread, please.

She's from my home town!

 

[RAFUH]

You've said he looks just like your brother Bungle - it's unseemly.

Erm....it's @Bungle

 

[toffee matt]

John Stones

 

[Minimeister]

Hibbert.

 

[Arteta2391]

give me all of them boyzzz

 

[MikeH72]

I know we revel in our homoerotic tendencies towards Everton players here on GOT, but come on...













...I voted Mirallas

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Definitely Besic. If you ever did manage to entice him into the bedroom, you'd have the added excitement of not knowing whether he'd allow you to leave alive.

Some say all his prospective partners bring him a gift, rather like the black widow spider.

 

[MikeH72]

Mirallas, makes me all Brokeback mountainous...

This comment is my favourite GOT moment of all time

 

[Prevenger17]

My GF has a thing for Leighton Baines, but I had to vote with my own heart and say Hibbert. He looks like a real gent, the kind that would have a roast dinner ready for you when you get home from work, followed by gentle bumming and warm conversation as he bigspoons you safely into the land of dreams.

 

[EFCPaul]

I can imagine Besic being into the rough stuff though, whips, chains and rubber suits. There is no safety word with him.

 

[The Cowboy]

I can imagine Besic being into the rough stuff though, whips, chains and rubber suits. There is no safety word with him.

Even if there was, it would be in some Slavic language, and he would only accept the exact pronunciation. He's like that.

 

[Furey1878]

 

[Stutheblue]

Alan Harper

 

[Vaughan]

Imagine bobby reading you poetry

Id let him do anything to me