Who is Everton's Sexiest Player?

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Oviedo


















**this choice may hide ulterior motives...

 

[bizzaro]

WHERE THE HELL IS

STEVEN NAISMITH ON THAT POLL ???

 

[bizzaro]

Since Apostolos left it's been concerning me who is the number one sex god at Everton.

So who do you think it is?

You want shooting for this poll. Disgraceful mate. Absolute disgrace.

 

[heatmeiser]

I broke it down to the following shortlist, with workings out.

Jagielka (pout)
Lukaku (muscles/shlong)
Howard (tattoos and beard)

The ink wins.

Tim Howard is the obvious choice really. Anyone picking someone else clearly has different taste to me and therefore shouldn't count.

 

[ijjysmith]

You want shooting for this poll. Disgraceful mate. Absolute disgrace.

Put your smoking device on the floor and pipe down.

 

[bizzaro]

Put your smoking device on the floor and pipe down.

Naismith mate. Sexiest man alive.

 

[Kankurette]

Don't make me choose.

 

[Matthew Martinez]

Bobby - the silky tone of his voice


#quiver/twitch

 

[Stoic Ape]

im pretty sure you all saw the Eto'o gif? Experience, shlength and a smile that melts your heart.

 

[karenandrei]

Luke Garbutt xxxxxxx

 

[Librarian]

I wouldn't be brave enough to take Distin's
I reckon Alcaraz could be a respectable but snug fit
Something tells me Kev has a bendy tickler which could make one piss the sheets

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Eto'o all over your face

 

[Twinkletoes123]

Big Dunc, does he count??

 

[EFCPaul]

Imagine bobby reading you poetry

Id let him do anything to me

I bet he's boss at oral with that lovely tongue of his.

 

[DanB90]

All of me
Loves all the blues
All of Baines, Lukaku, Besic.
All of distins middle leg.