Who would win in a fight?

[GrandOldTeam]

Fabegas or Ronaldo?

 

[TX Bill]

Fabregas. The minute he even touched Ronaldo, Ronaldo would go down.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Ronaldo's a big guy. He's just a bit wet. Fabregas on the other hand is wet and tiny.

 

[The Dude]

I'd go for Ronaldo between them two.

I think there would have to be a Anchorman-esque pre-fight agreement though.

"No touching of the hair or face"

...

"Of course"

 

[TX Bill]

Wouldn't stop either of them from grabbing their face if they were kicked in the shin.

 

[evertonianstu]

Could be a fight that would be open to fixing. It wouldnt take much to convince either one of them to take a dive

 

[micknick]

Id go Ronaldo at 6 foot his reach is far superior.

My question:

who would win in a fight between me and chico?

 

[monty]

Beware of little blokes, Ronaldo's balls would be up his backside before he knew it

 

[Cal]

Fabregas is a ponce.

Ronaldo would dent his head in big time.

 

[monty]

Fabregas is a ponce.

Ronaldo would dent his head in big time.

But he is a little ponce and there in lies the key

 

[Dylan]

They would both go down in a double-knock out.

 

[TX Bill]

Fabregas is a ponce.

Ronaldo would dent his head in big time.

...and Fabregas would go down clutching his ankle.

 

[Vim Fuego]

The pair of quegy drama queens would'nt get into a fight for fear of ruining their [Poor language removed] stabbers hairstyles.

 

[Rich316]

The pair of quegy drama queens would'nt get into a fight for fear of ruining their [Poor language removed] stabbers hairstyles.

very true

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Neither, timmy would come along and turn both their faces into corner flags.