Thats why man has 2 accounts, one for him and one his mistresses, and the other to pander to his wifes insecurities and hollow hopes![]()
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yup, but you were done by misdirection, you were too busy pointing out the flaw in maths to notice the mistresses![]()
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A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces
attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle .For
example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged,
masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man
doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a
cricket stump shoved up his backside.
you forgot to put -
hanging over a shark infested pool by a frayed old rope and with a slight gash on his big toe
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A chauvenistic male god Monty you've shocked me . . . . .![]()
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Paula, Paula, Paula you got you emphasis wrong this time but I've adjusted it for you![]()
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A chauvenistic male god, Monty you've shocked me .
that's better.![]()