You’re original/unoriginal tips for the grand national today

[Kurt.]

Creosote - good over fences
Dusty rug - never been beaten
Premature ejaculator - always comes first
Yer ma - likes to be ridden hard


Any more guys ????

 

[Kurt.]

*bloody autocorrect
Your tip … not you’re

 

[Rita_Poon]

Creosote - good over fences
Dusty rug - never been beaten
Premature ejaculator - always comes first
Yer ma - likes to be ridden hard


Any more guys ????

Findus Lasag - always a treat?

 

[Sadken]

Creosote - good over fences
Dusty rug - never been beaten
Premature ejaculator - always comes first
Yer ma - likes to be ridden hard


Any more guys ????

Uhu ,sticks to the rails

 

[SerenityNigh]

Horse

 

[Tipp blue]

Norfolk enchance

 

[magicjuan]

Soon-to-be-glue

 

[IrishBlue2022]

V-kneck - Great jumper
Lunch break - It's 12-1

 

[LEONARD]

Like Lester Piggot's wallet, I am keeping my tips, close to my chest.

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

Betting On Horses Is For Nonces @ 8/1

 

[LEONARD]

Latest odds just in.

Tax Evasion - 12/1

Cash Under The Mattress- 33/1

Tory Party Donation- 10/1

Slave Wages in The Stable Yard- Odds on Favourite.