Your body

[lukecrossland]

Im a science teacher at a secondary school and have been starting biology with my Y10 pupils. We have been looking at bionics and advances in body technology. Some came up with some great ways to adapt the human body.

There was 4 headings;

1. Part of the body
2. Advantages
3. Disadvantages
4. Moral or not to do research

One pupil said change your eyes for ones that were a camera.
Advantages - Zooming in, no need for glasses
Disadvantages - Resolution
Moral - Not really

Was wondering what advancement you would like if you could mess around with your body?

 

[Screech]

Wings, a new stomach that allows me to eat what I wanted without affecting my health

 

[Goat]

I would make my penis smaller, its so god damn HUGE.

 

[Screech]

That'd be why you can never see then Goat

 

[lukecrossland]

I would make my penis smaller, its so god damn HUGE.

And this is a problem because???

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

I would make my penis smaller, its so god damn HUGE.

And this is a problem because???

It gets in his eyes sorry Goat couldn't resist that one

 

[Screech]

Slow Mo

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I'd augment my brain with computing. Dare say this will happen in my lifetime too.

 

[lukecrossland]

I'd augment my brain with computing. Dare say this will happen in my lifetime too.

we said that a USB port would be good, downloading memory and installing more for more memory. Great for exams as well!!!

 

[Jamo Martinez]

we said that a USB port would be good, downloading memory and installing more for more memory. Great for exams as well!!!

That would be good. you could erase stuff you didn't want to remember and people who need a psychologist could just send a disc.

 

[Azzbot]

How about a pensieve where you can take stuff out of your memory, and keep them in a bowl?

And that thing to get rid of glasses would be sound.

Also a shield from pollen.

 

[Screech]

Azzbots been reading Harry Potter

 

[Azzbot]

Please, just Azz. And yes, yes I have.

 

[Screech]

Sorry, Azzbot

 

[Azzbot]

No worries, my friend.