Recent content by Tommy Chong

That’s handball. What a clown.

Lol, oh well

😂 😂 😂 😂

Maupay on Monday morning when he arrives at Finch Farm... And just like P Diddy, the weirdo is coming home.

Hope he ditches International duty and stays on Merseyside the whole season.

The FIRST name on the starting 11 team sheet for me.

He is French after all...

Probably our most consistent player and played a big part in our recent turn of form.... Gotta keep him.

I really hope his preseason medical includes a COMPLETE set of tests. Including an eye test for glaucoma, because a blind man could take a better shot than that, FFS!

Ahhh mon cher ami... The French hero returns to Goodison after the final whistle blows on Sunday to end the season! Mon dieu! So excited to see le monsieur again! We have be waiting so eagerly for his return.

Maupay's only highlight of the season was making Kyle Walker fume, by saying something to him, which I can only presume was inappropriate, about his children. Freakin' French weirdo.

DCL won't go... And Beto hasn't done nearly anything enough to get anywhere near 20 mill I'm afraid. We're stuck with him. And Maupay?!? Brentford per-ordered an Uber a month ago already for tomorrow after the match to send him back to us! They can't wait to get shut of him! 🤷‍♂️

I suppose one more season for him to depart all of his wisdom onto the youngsters is acceptable... Monday's with Ashley? 🤔 Who's taking the plunge though and getting lumbered with him? My guess is DCL... With his luck, the poor lad always draws the short straw.

Or Young come into Finch Farm to get something from his locker on a day when there was no training and no one was suppose to be there, and he heard some funny noises, only to walk in on Dyche... Ummmm, You know, doing something 'risqué' so to speak, and got it all on his phone camera? :blush:

Still running to the opposition's goals after the youngsters run past him in training because the direction of play has changed and he hasn't realized it yet... 🤦‍♂️