Pat's Van

Pat. PAAAAAT

Come back Pat. Is it me? Did I do something? I'll self-keg for the final time it means I just get to lurk your posts in the Everton forum forever more

The was last seen makes me happy, hope you are well mate

To the lost

Come home Pat. New Years day 2018 please make your return. I will have a buffet ready for you.

Merry Christmas Pat. Pull up a chair by the yuletide fire if you're passing by fella, our house is all the poorer for your absence. x

May the force be with you, Pat. Always.

Come home Pat.

Patrick...........

Hello, Pat. Just dropping in to say I miss you. May you one day grace us with a Craig David-esque return. Xoxox

Pat!!!!!!!! Come back

Pats 'Van how are you doing missing your post on the GOT?
Hope all is well!

Just checking in Pat, you never know. Hope you're okay

I know this is futile, but come back to us, Pat. All I want for christmas is you

Call me a sad tw@ but I worry about Pat. I'll fume if he turns out to be a Chico multi though.

Lad?