January Transfer Window 2023

[Azzurri]

Imagine appointing Sean Dyche to save you from relegation, selling one of your academy's best prospects in years and then not buying anyone, all while sitting joint bottom of the league after scoring only 15 goals in 20 matches. That would be utterly mental.

It’s mental, but it’s Everton.

 

[BrendanGOT]

Michael Keane is the Gordon replacement. More goals and more assists than Gordon in same time.

Jokes aside I think Keane will be straight back in the first team alongside Tarkowski. Be like a new signing. Desperately need a winger that can score /create though

 

[Tramps_mate]

Surprised were not in for Brereton Diaz.. Hes only got 6 months left.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

I don't even know if this is a joke or not

It's a very poor one

 

[ProZ]

DON’T SHOW SAT YOU COWARDS THERE IS GONA BE MURDER

 

[Eggs]

Just heard we've slapped in a verbal bid for Scotland u21 striker Wee R. Gowin Down.

….these posts are a waste of a finger muscle.

 

[toffeeblue9]

Surprised were not in for Brereton Diaz.. Hes only got 6 months left.

Already signed a pre-contract with Villarreal

 

[longers]

Surprised were not in for Brereton Diaz.. Hes only got 6 months left.

I thought he was a Villarreal player now ?

 

[Connor]

When Sky shows video of them leaving Finch Farm at like half 5, that's when my head is going to fall off

 

[Zezti]

I didn't have enormous expectations for this window, but I was expecting *something*.

Jesus H Christ, Everton.

 

[Bluemersey]

I didn't actually think we would sign no one...



WOW!!!

I kind of thought we might but kidded myself that we would, especially after selling Gordon. We don't deserve this none of us.

 

[windymiller]

On the contrary, they`re waiting for next seasons opener.

First game, tricky away trip to Rotherham.

Travelling Everton fans, still protesting against the board, boost the attendance to over thirty thousand, for the first time ever.

Moshiri and Kenwright have set up home on a tax haven, in the middle of the Indian Ocean, whilst Denise has decided that working for UNICEF in Iran, is a safer bet than Finch Farm and Sharp, is now working as a Panda keeper in San Diego Zoo.

I've been to San Diego zoo, not sure what all the fuss was about, no better than Chester zoo which is a bit handier, if I'm totally honest.

 

[Gilbert..]

How olds micky madar now. Just asking like..

 

[windymiller]

It’s mental, but it’s Everton.

Everton will Everton

 

[blue61]

Surprised we haven't tried for Cole Palmer from City.

Carlton Cole or Carlton Palmer?