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And you say that with raised octavesExactly the type of goal I used to score!
I just blag it that I am doing my Alan Ball impersonationAnd you say that with raised octaves
I know he's been both rubbish and anonymous but could have sworn thatI saw his name on the teamsheet when we played Norwich at home.This is the day he pipes the haters down.
He's been waiting for this game in front of a packed out Goodison all his life.
I think purely for scientific reasons, we should administer him with a massive dose of amphetamines and see how he moves around the pitch.Hopefully he doesn’t shed a 100 litres of sweat today and can run more than 20 ft the massive tubster
His stats suggest he scores 1 in 3-4 games. He’s made 4 appearances so he is due a goal ?
He still gives me hope that one day I'll get paid thousands a week to play at Goodison.Hopefully he doesn’t shed a 100 litres of sweat today and can run more than 20 ft the massive tubster
Like a slow but agitated walrus would be my guess.I think purely for scientific reasons, we should administer him with a massive dose of amphetamines and see how he moves around the pitch.
I hope we notice him on the pitch and it’s not like we’re playing with 10 men like we have the last 4 gamesHopefully he doesn’t shed a 100 litres of sweat today and can run more than 20 ft the massive tubster