2021/22 Michael Keane

[blueblood]

Go on mate tell me.

Glutton for punishment.

We gave him a new 5 year deal when we panicked when we believed *ahem* Barcelona were in for him! Most Everton thing ever.

 

[PhilEFC]

We gave him a new 5 year deal when we panicked when we believed *ahem* Barcelona were in for him! Most Everton thing ever.

That ale house on Hanover Street I think it must have been.

 

[Gilbert..]

Should work in a library.
The quietest centre half ever.

 

[bluejohn66]

Keane is a dog. Nearing the end of his useful life. And needs to be put down.

I don't mean dead, mods, I just mean effed off out of our club, before he does terminal damage to us.

I fear he's already done that !!

 

[Vedder]

Am still wondering how fook he's got England caps. He is at best a basic ball in front defender

 

[Mr K.Dilkington]

I hate him.

 

[Taifi gorm]

No one will touch him, it'll be like Cenk Tosun. Draining us for wages until he finally leaves.

Just drop him off in a gift basket at the nearest conference ground. No point wasting fuel on him.

 

[Blueclouds]

We have known for ages he wasn't good enough and we give him anew contract. The board are the main reason we are in this mess.

Not replacing Coleman
Keeping Kenny on the books
Giving Keane a new contract
Signing Delph with his injury record
Paying 30 for iwobi
Letting Rafael sign rondon
Buying 2 full backs who are not ready when we needed important players
Giving Rafael the job was an insult to the fans.

 

[MikeH72]

We've had worse centre backs - Alcaraz and Ashley Williams in the last decade - but I can't think of any defender who's been such an expensive flop as Keane.

The season before we bought him, Lukaku made him look an utter donkey when we played Burnley. I was hoping, when we signed Keane, that he'd just had a bad day, but sadly it was his normal game.

Ashley Williams was a lot better than Keane, and he was terrible.

 

[Blueclouds]

Remember the days of having jags at our defender.

 

[witchdoc187]

I'm delighted he is out. I cannot stand one more min of this utter joke playing for us. Burnley would bully him all over the pitch and he would have that lost look on his face.

Not sure they would with super Chris wood at Newcastle

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Remember the days of having jags at our defender.

Remember the days of people complaining about Jags and Distin not being good enough to push us into the top 4?

 

[ToffeeTim]

Remember the days of having jags at our defender.

We could have done worse than sign him in January.

No joke

 

[Blue Parkender]

And some on here gave Jags stick at the end of his time with us. He was a defender and a million times better than any other centre back we have had since. Keane is a slug and a crap one at that.

 

[zukai12_]

i really can't believe he got a 5 year contract extension off the back of some decent performances in lockdown football - insanity