I've posted this sentiment before, but I'll go again.
None of us actually watch football to be entertained. If we did it would be the worst return on our financial and emotional investment imaginable.
We don't like any of our players, with the possible exception of... *checks notes - Delph?
Enter a manager who would crawl to work here. Would chin at least one of our players on the first day and would roll Calvert-Lewin up at the first sight of a suspender belt. Intimidates the mad doctor across the park and could fold him like a deckchair at any given moment.
He would make Everton worth supporting again, us with Dyche vs. the rest of the league. He fits us like a glove and you all know it.
Tory boy, Latin GSCE, throw the players under the bus at every reverse but never holds himself to account is a fraud.
Give it Dyche.