Recent content by Basil Fawlty

Permanent move for Sandro? This Brands is better than I thought

Is Sandro on 120k? Half of Evertonians say he is and the other half insist he's on 65k.

A lot of Germans were forced to emigrate to Argentina in the late 40s funnily enough

That De Baff's just money down the drain

Hope he's not turbogaich

Hopefully he's not another Sandro and we haven't just signed him based on one good International tournament.

I thought if you're meeting a release clause that the money had to be paid up front?

Jasper Cillessen being linked. Same site also says Pickford to be sold.

We bought Bolasie for £25m and put a £10m release clause in his contract? That's nuts.

Coleman's only on about 30k isn't he?

Looks like our chief scout is off to Southampton. Appointed in 2016, which coincides with our worst recruitment policy in decades, most players must have gone through him as the chief scout. Hopefully gives us a chance to bring in someone Brands trusts.

Salt 'N Peppa's DJ?

Didn't he have a one hit wonder with pliers in the 90s?

Buying him? I thought his contract expired this summer?