There was a young man called Brownie,
Who loved to go out on the townie,
Lots of beer he'd swill
but he'll be happier still
on the day that the red [Poor language removed] go downie
Yeah my Son is still a little [Poor language removed], gonna join a footy team next season, gonna teach the boy how to play football, will save Everton £50m in 10 years time, I will be his agent.