I like the new avatar, mate. It suits your personality. All nice and cuddly. You had the test yet? I was ill last night, lid. Got the runs at about 7, lasted for 4 hours. Agony. Only had 3 immodium, too.
I didn't say it did, mate. Whatever you say is quite clearly true. If you want someone else to stick their things up your bum, I'm sure you'll have your pick of the lads. That doesn't make you gay, just friendly!