OMG! OMFG! WTF?
YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS!
JESUS CHRIST!
BREAKING NEWS!!BREAKING NEWS!!BREAKING NEWS!!
Ever wonder why Joleon lives in Manchester? It always seemed odd didn't it?
Anyway, I was speaking to my friend last night, and this lad knows everything about everyone in the football world. It transpires that Joleon Lescott is Mark Hughes' live-in lover. Apparently they have been boyfriends for 2 years! They've even been seen in the posh Jewelers, Boodle and Dunthorne's, buying matching WEDDING RINGS! The gossip is that as soon as Joleon goes to City, he and Hughes will go public with their affair and notify the press of their coming MARRIAGE. Elton John will be Hughes' best man, and Madonna will give Joleon away.
Keep it to yourself tough, mate. You know that these football fans can be a bit homophobic.