I'm not sure if I slept with one in Butlins many years ago mate, I think it was around that area anyway. Lovely and mucky was my impression.
If it is him then I'll be made up. He's a genuinely nice fella and good fun, he knows about Everton too due to my incessant ramblings and fuming over results. He's an Alkmaar fan, this may help identify him.