Things I have learned from Films

[summerisle]

An excellent, though not exhaustive list, below.
I'll add my h'apporth :

Any film that features a volcano will feature an eruption.
Aliens have a penchant for visiting America.
There are four types of British people - salt of the earth, criminals, bumbling fools and miserable drunks.

 

[chrismpw]

An excellent, though not exhaustive list, below.
I'll add my h'apporth :

Any film that features a volcano will feature an eruption.
Aliens have a penchant for visiting America.
There are four types of British people - salt of the earth, criminals, bumbling fools and miserable drunks.

Speaking with my geology hat on - the lava/eruption type from the volcano will be the wrong type for its supposed location.

I suspect Boris Johnson illilustrated the last 3 of those British people.

Excellent list.

 

[LostLegend]

Christopher Walken plays the same character in every movie, the one where you point at the screen and say "is that Christopher Walken? I didn't know he was in this one!"

 

[Blue peter]

Ive also learned that before doing anything which is serious, people always have to say ‘Let’s do this’

 

[Blue peter]

When trying to save someone by resuscitating them or holding their hand it is apt to say ‘stay with me’

 

[summerisle]

Ive also learned that before doing anything which is serious, people always have to say ‘Let’s do this’

Usually to be followed by people running and shooting in slow motion.

 

[LostLegend]

All bombs must come with a ludicrously large red LED timer which can only be deactivated when it reaches single figures.

 

[ste d' indica]

There are four types of British people - salt of the earth, criminals, bumbling fools and miserable drunks.

I'm actually all of those, well almost - I'm a happy drunk.

 

[summerisle]

I'm actually all of those, well almost - I'm a happy drunk.

Another five years of supporting Everton will see you right.

 

[ste d' indica]

In a chase sequence the driver/pilot/whatever will always shout 'HOLD ON!!', when its blatantly obvious everyone will already be holding on.

 

[ste d' indica]

Another five years of supporting Everton will see you right.

I will never let that shower ruin my one true joy in life.

 

[Tree13]

Looking at the quoted list, #23 stands out as being accurate in real life.

 

[Davidoff]

When wounding your assailant, always just leave them lying there next to their weapon as you run into the next room and sit with your back to them.

 

[Rita_Poon]

The standoffish super-babe with the chip on her shoulder and seeming aversion to men will slowly let her guard crumble and fall totally madly and forever in love with Johnny Sexarino esq by about 60% of the way through the film.

 

[verreauxi]

Obviously that quiet homely girl in the corner wearing glasses with her hair up is a stunner once she removes her glasses, lets her hair down, and takes off her baggy denim overalls to reveal a beach-body.