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39 years old before the new season starts. Has appeared 29 times this season and Dyche will play him basically anywhere. Seems inevitable he'll be contracted to Everton until he's 40 - absolutely insane. We should be giving that right back slot a massive clear out this summer - letting Seamus...

Do we really think he's getting an extra year? 10 appearances for us this whole season and earning around £60k per week. At a time when the club's finances couldn't be worse and we desperately need to tighten our belt and get the wages down - can £3m in wages for Coleman be justified? He...

Moshman needs to come out now and end this charade. He's best mates with Usmanov ffs, surely they know some filthy rich get from the Middle East or Asia that can come in and Make Everton Great Again.

Also known as one entire Amadou Onana and Jarrad Branthwaite's left testicle.

It's the least Cahill could do for us (leverage his Qatari contacts to land us a good billionaire) after we turned him into a global superstar.

Jarrad? If in the squad he'd get a grand total of about 8 minutes the entire tournament even if we got to the final. If Maguire, maybe, but players don't often take huge salary decreases to move clubs, and nobody is paying close to his £200k a week.

Disgraceful if we don't win this by at least four goals.

Hold on weren't Udinese the carts that had us off for Per Krøldrup as well?

He's on £350k a week mate. Maguire will never play for Everton, thankfully.

He's got loaned out to Plymouth Argyle written all over him.

Knowing Everton he'll get a new contract until 2026 and Gueye will be told to pack his bags next month.

Bleach at about 70p a litre is a lot better for coping with Everton tbh.

Don't blame you. But there will be plenty of ever so slightly cheaper pints to be had close to the ground, but still expect to be paying a fiver pint. At least I don't need to pay for £6 pints watching every game on my TV. 😂

There's no way in the world it'll be less than about £6 imo.

I have no doubt that as soon as 777 are out of the picture a much better buyer will emerge very quickly.

Nobody will offer decent money for him. If he goes, it'll be about £5m or something. Still, sell.

Don't worry, he'll be taking a cool 10% of Douc's wages.

Tbf he's had his three good games a season now so he's rightfully going back to looking League Two again. Expect another decent set of performances next March or something.

Gonna be so comical when extensions are announced for him and Coleman. Disgraceful.

Genuinely won't be missed. Plus the £40/50m whatever we get can hopefully be well spent (haha).