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Barrett-Baxendale? Easy transition from headlock to chains.

Brett Angell

Something some posters on here fill on a regular basis.

CCR's "There’s a bathroom on the right."

May your hangovers not be that bad.

The only certainties in life are death, taxes and Everton going out of the League Cup.

This birthday was one I'll never forget. My live-in girlfriend took me to dinner Monday night and proposed. Answered yes, of course. Second go-round for both of us.

And we'd still balls that up royally.

Rather a pawn than spawn, if you get my drift.

Our boys gave me a great early present, that's for sure.

Thank you everyone. And happy birthday to @Shropshire Blue.

Happy birthday, Eggs. Don't get too scrambled today.

Aaron Hernandez entered prison a tight end. He would have wound up as a wide receiver.

This wasn't online but in person. Back in my university days 40+ years ago, I was dating this girl when her ex saw us at a bar. He asked, loudly, "How does if feel to screw used (minge)?" To which I replied, just as loudly, "Great, once I get past the used part."

Scrap PSR and VAR and relegate the Crimson Crap to the Zingari League.

If the players could be seen to actually make an effort, putting a shift in, that would be a good start. Along with a manager who is willing to take some chances. We supporters invest a great deal of emotional energy in the club and it seems the club is just taking the piss a lot of the time...

Nothing compared to the Everton-inflicted mental scars.

Hard to do when he really had no choice.

Have a great one but don't do anybody @Bungle wouldn't do.

Too bad Textor and Friedkin didn’t get theirs at the same time. Then they'd be mutually exclusive.