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Some people on here are easily offended. Do they live in the real world ? It’s nice & fluffy but gritty & near the knuckle. Who did it offend? Grow up ? Grow a pair, or you a slave to political correctness ?

Should have been wog, but may upset some.

mick Jaggers son by a coloured lady was in London for a concert at Wembley. He was going down Croydon high street and found he was short of money. He went into a pawn brokers and tried to pawn his cuff links, he was talking to a lady called Patricia Whack. She called the manager and told him...

What ever happened to PNS, phill Neville superstar, stifled a giggle, he tried to wreak any threads I started.

Not unless you are wearing one, are you ?

It’s wild fierce.

Next up, the Jam,10cc and ELO. Bring them on.

I was at a gig recently in Belfast where the Skids were headlining & Big country were the support. Great gig.

van morrison wavelength

In Northern Ireland I saw a band called Bronco in a shibeen called the Pound, opposite Oxford St bus station. They later rebranded themselves as Skeboo. My neighbour played for them. Best song was a cover of Wavelength by Van Morrison. van morrison van morrison wavelength

You’ll have to wank to your thoughts

You wish, idiot

Met Speedo mick at Goodson, top guy, respect.

Guy I don’t play guitar but did play trombone for Templemore silver band.

If you get the chance, order a pint of Bees endeavour, tastes of honey & ginger. 4.8 % proof and goes down the throat like silk. Whitewater mountain ale company.

This was Saintfield in Co Down.

in Co Down, N Ireland had 6 pubs on the Mainstreet, it is now down to one which does food & craft ales.

PS This may or may not be true.

Went for my annual eye test today as my mother had glaucoma. He asked me if I could see the lady in the house behind us getting changed for bed, to which I replied, of course I could. He turned around and said, there’s eff all wrong with your eyesight, see you next year.