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Ama-Zaha-ON?

Thank you @Eggs. Massively appreciate your work every transfer window. Hope you had rum on your cornflakes this morning.

£3M? Christ, we should’ve just melted him down for scrap.

Who knows what Tomori brings? Or, Tomori never knows?

It was in the area of '51.

Since the school holidays started we've plumbed some depths on here, but wow man, that's....that's low.

A Trojan Kinder Egg? An excellent idea.

You’ve torn your dress.

But.....but I thought he WAS Marco Silva?

A week mulling, a week pondering, a week preparing a bid then SLAM! The window shuts. With @GwladysBlue outside, tapping furiously. Probably.

We've signed Delph. Now we go with what we've got.

You may well be looking in the wrong place.

Still 14 pages until we move to Goodison.

And here it is, the promised land. Yet, we wait.

Money doesn't buy you happiness but you do get a better class of misery.

Honestly, it works. You'll return with a healthy glow and won't have bought a single rug, shoeshine or meal in a restaurant you didn't want to go. You may also secure Mirallas, Besic and Niasse's future at Fenerbahce. Another useful phrase (phonetically) is chok pahaluh, which means too expensive.

Look them in the eye, say 'hayir'. For extra emphasis tilt your head back and tut. Guaranteed free passage through most of Turkey. It's not their fault there's little money sloshing around the Superlig.

Wouldn’t be the first time we’d looked at surplus United players and said “We’ll take Dalot”.

O tempo! O mores!

I'm ashamed to say that I'm old enough to get this.