Chimpy Glassman
Player Valuation: £30m
The name aside, it is a bloody nice hotel.
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Why not? When Rooney was having a sleep over with his United team mates he was wearing an Everton Pyjama.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gylfi_Sigurðsson
Gylfi Sigurðsson
Gylfi playing for Everton FC in 2017
Gylfi Sigurðsson
Gylfi playing for Everton FC in 2017
orly
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ICELAND?!?!? MORE LIKE ICEBERG HAHAHHAHAHHAHA OH NO WHAT'S THAT BIG THING IN THE WATER THAT MIGHT SINK US ARGGH IT'S ASHLEY WILLIAMS
It's a chilling metaphor for the season it really is
bluestevon
Player Valuation: £80m
TERRRRRN Ashley TERRRRRN
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNKKKKKKKK
(That's the sound of a listing ship's hull collapsing by the way for when the Academy are doing sound engineer nominations )
blue4eva77
Yarmolenko ? Yes please
balggy
Player Valuation: £5m
Would be interesting to have been a fly on the wall during his contract extension negotiations last season. Swansea were tipped for relegation, francesco guidolin was favourite for the sack but he signed a new contract (despite us being apparently interested).
Having had a cracking Euros and the future of Swansea looking bleak I can't believe that he signed a new contract extension without some sort of assurance that if a top club came in for him the following season, the club would't stand in his way. Looking back, his agent was a bit stupid not to insist on a buy out clause.
I get the feeling the last summer, the board/ manager were well aware of the difficult season they were going to have and knew that keeping Sigurdsson was vital to them retaining their Premier League status. However, as a sweeter, I presume that Sigurdsson would have been told at the time he signed the contract that the following summer, the club would't block a move to a bigger club.
By all accounts, we did a similar think with Lukaku, stay another year, if we don't get top 4 you can move on. Liverpool will probably try and do a similar thing with Coutinho, allowing to move to Barca next summer.
There's some merit in this argument, as clearly Sigurdsson isn't happy, refusing to board the coach to the airport. Would be nice to hear his side of the story but it was reported a few days ago that Sigurdsson felt that Swansea were acting unreasonably in their valuation of him.
Also a few reports that there is a split at Swansea, with Jenkins and Clement eager for the deal to go through soon, whilst Kaplan and Levein (new American owners) are the ones hard balling. Could be that Jenkins made the assurance and now the Americans are going back on it.
Who knows were the truth lies, but I can't believe that he blindly signed a contract extension with them last summer without the subject potential future moves coming into the discussion. He would have either been given an assurance that the club would't block a move to a big club or that the American owners would invest to make the Swans a top 10 club. Since the Americans bought them, they are in exactly same position 12 months on, probably favourites for relegation with no real investment into the team.
Had he known that after keeping Swansea in the league the club would be asking for £50 million for him, I doubt he would have signed the extension.
Having had a cracking Euros and the future of Swansea looking bleak I can't believe that he signed a new contract extension without some sort of assurance that if a top club came in for him the following season, the club would't stand in his way. Looking back, his agent was a bit stupid not to insist on a buy out clause.
I get the feeling the last summer, the board/ manager were well aware of the difficult season they were going to have and knew that keeping Sigurdsson was vital to them retaining their Premier League status. However, as a sweeter, I presume that Sigurdsson would have been told at the time he signed the contract that the following summer, the club would't block a move to a bigger club.
By all accounts, we did a similar think with Lukaku, stay another year, if we don't get top 4 you can move on. Liverpool will probably try and do a similar thing with Coutinho, allowing to move to Barca next summer.
There's some merit in this argument, as clearly Sigurdsson isn't happy, refusing to board the coach to the airport. Would be nice to hear his side of the story but it was reported a few days ago that Sigurdsson felt that Swansea were acting unreasonably in their valuation of him.
Also a few reports that there is a split at Swansea, with Jenkins and Clement eager for the deal to go through soon, whilst Kaplan and Levein (new American owners) are the ones hard balling. Could be that Jenkins made the assurance and now the Americans are going back on it.
Who knows were the truth lies, but I can't believe that he blindly signed a contract extension with them last summer without the subject potential future moves coming into the discussion. He would have either been given an assurance that the club would't block a move to a big club or that the American owners would invest to make the Swans a top 10 club. Since the Americans bought them, they are in exactly same position 12 months on, probably favourites for relegation with no real investment into the team.
Had he known that after keeping Swansea in the league the club would be asking for £50 million for him, I doubt he would have signed the extension.
Soap
Player Valuation: £6m
Ask for 5 grand at that price and see what the say
With it being the titanic could have leaked anywhere
Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
It's a ten bob market, means absolutely nothing
toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
We're signing Iceland? What, all of it?
probably could for that price ha
Indeed
I often have my starting XI line up numbered from 1 to 11, because I'm a massive saddo
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