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Colonel Getafe
Player Valuation: £25m
then again, probably be Lampard himself at this rate.
few screamers, dozen tap ins arriving late in the box. he's still got it!
few screamers, dozen tap ins arriving late in the box. he's still got it!
Richarlison
GoldenToffee
Player Valuation: £60m
Own goals, 2.
Harry Winks 4
Jamiednm
Player Valuation: £40m
Salmon Condom.
Three league goals (one intentional, one bad scuff and one deflected in off him), and one goal in the Worthington Cup (point blank header off his face in a 4-1 defeat at home to Scunthorpe).
Buzzing to see him at the end of season Awards/Relegation gala in his suit, happy to receive the Golden Boot for his 4 goals, walking around like he’s the dogs bolloks.
Three league goals (one intentional, one bad scuff and one deflected in off him), and one goal in the Worthington Cup (point blank header off his face in a 4-1 defeat at home to Scunthorpe).
Buzzing to see him at the end of season Awards/Relegation gala in his suit, happy to receive the Golden Boot for his 4 goals, walking around like he’s the dogs bolloks.
Osamabindiesel
Player Valuation: £70m
All depends on Don’s health to be honest. Chances are he will be far and away our top scorer if healthy
Colonel Getafe
Player Valuation: £25m
There's probably a clause in his contract that triggers an additional two years if he bags 4 or more goals.
St James
Player Valuation: £1m
Well he got one already, shame it was an own goal though!
BigDuncTributeBand
Player Valuation: £25m
Agree, DCL could get 10+ which would be a miracle with the lack of supply. Other than him, there’s nobody who you could confidently say will get more than 5.
Think goals are scary - who can you see getting more than 5 assists?
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