2023/2024 Kits Thread

[Littlesue]

At least I could match one of my lipsticks with it

 

[Mr Happy]

Awful but not quite as bad as the Arsenal away one

Is it awful though ? Bit garish but far from awful. Ultimately its never gonna get universal approval and ultimately ultimately its not gonna improve the team on the pitch - ever !

 

[Furey1878]

Great kit design, just a shame I'm not a fan of the colours and of course the horrendous Stake logo.

 

[Tony’s Carp]

It's nice and shiny just like the nice and shiny new players we'll have to wear it.

 

[Mr Happy]

What two kits is it an homage to? I get the salmon n pink striped one, not tracking the other.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

What two kits is it an homage to? I get the salmon n pink striped one, not tracking the other.

If I were to guess - maybe that white & grey one from the same era? in terms of the patterns

 

[Furey1878]

I recognised that Zuzu girl (with the glasses) but not the others.. unless they are literally her band?

SPINN and the other Brunette girl without glasses is called Megan Wyn, all blues.

 

[Lobster Johnson]

Rubbish.

More bollockcs from the tragical history tour lot who tell our kit manufacturers "what Evertonians want".

How hard is it to get right: yellow or lemon shirts and blue shorts and blue or yellow or lemon socks.

'Salmon'. Useless gets.

"They should just make things I like."

 

[T LEAFE]

Horrible
Amber shirts round collar and blue shorts and amber socks
Then we might win something instead of fighting relegation in silly kits

 

[Wizard]

What two kits is it an homage to? I get the salmon n pink striped one, not tracking the other.

Pattern in the stripes based on this kit

 

[DanB90]

Rubbish.

More bollockcs from the tragical history tour lot who tell our kit manufacturers "what Evertonians want".

How hard is it to get right: yellow or lemon shirts and blue shorts and blue or yellow or lemon socks.

'Salmon'. Useless gets.

I come into the new kit threads on launch days exclusively to see what you have to say and you never disappoint.

I’m not sure the orange sash fiasco will ever be topped, but you’re always good for content and should be applauded as such.

 

[Mr Happy]

If I were to guess - maybe that white & grey one from the same era? in terms of the patterns

I thought that but can't see it. Maybe it's my eyes.

 

[Mr Happy]

Horrible
Amber shirts round collar and blue shorts and amber socks
Then we might win something instead of fighting relegation in silly kits

(Hopefully this is tongue in cheek?)

 

[BlueStevie35]

"They should just make things I like."

‘They should just be utter bores and make the same 3 colours every season, same design if possible’

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Surprised Everton, hummel or Fanatics/evertondirect don't issue a press release/notice of pending release. Feels a missed basic trick.